Nitwit Nero “hereby orders” the market to yak up 600+ points. Tennessee MAGAT declares fertilized eggs capable of living outside the womb. A different MAGAT in Tennestan threatens to shoot up Planned Parenthood. Ding, dong, the Koch is dead! Roger offers up a mini-course on canning. Pay attention! The knowledge might come in handy. Home-canned food beats the hell outta bucket puddin’! (which still sounds filthy).