Those “support the troops” Republicans aren’t as good at it as they used to be. As they desperately sought help for Nitwit Nero’s bribery problem, MAGATS like Deven Nunes, GymShorts Jordan, John RATcliffe, and their pet pettyfogger, Stephen Castor, decided the best way to do it was to slime all over a decorated Army officer. Spoiler Alert: it didn’t end well. Also: Ohio pushes for The Jesus Defense to students’ wrong answers on tests. Good news! California Governor Gavin Newsome steps up and announces a moratorium on new fracking leases and permits. It’s a start. He must think more of Californians than WV’s politicians think of West Virginians.