The Pageants are becoming as predictable as a reality TV show. Thursday was Pile-on-Pete, and “Wine Cave Billionaires” needs to be a band name by the end of the weekend. Tom Steyer needs to get off his term limits fixation. America’s Nazi problem continues. Carnivorous vegans. Interesting news from the Mountaintop Removal struggle . . . and from a most unexpected source. The Front Porch gang takes on the question of withholding the Articles. Nitwit Nero wants Ms. Nancy impeached . . . because nitwit.