We’re Number 1! We’re Number 1! We’re Number 1! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!. . . um, wait. We’re Number 1 in COVID-19 cases and Nitwit Nero wants to declare who must go back to work and who may stay home. In short, he’s itching to kill people. Two non-virus related stories of members of the military caught planning mass slaughters. We blow off the Nightly Airing of Grievances.