Scofflaw preacher I Florida who made his church a massive COVID-19 transmission site gets busted. Judge Jeanine gets loaded. I discovered my smoker got rusted (couldn’t resist the rhyme). Corona Caligula goes after journalist for quoting him. USNS Comfort arrives in NYC; New Yorkers suddenly forget social distancing and crowd around the see the vessel. As frightening as this crisis is, we aren’t even on the uphill side of the roller coaster . . . yet. We’re going to have to get a LOT better at this if we want to avoid disaster. China may have sandbagged their death toll if the number of urns being distributed in Wuhan is any indication.