Reminiscences of a May 1 twenty-seven years ago. Congress wants to hear from Dr. Fauci. MAGAT White House says “Nope.” New White House Spokescreep Kayleigh Maganinny promises never to lie; world erupts in hails of derisive laughter. We’ve found an infestation of MAGAT Branch Covidians in California. Remdisivir? The new Clorox, which was the new Hyrdoxychloroquine? Yeah, that.