Super-spreaders everywhere! One gospel sharp may be personally responsible for superspreader events from California, Washington, and Oregon all the way to New York City. Idiot Louie Gohmert is apparently a spreader, too. And shucks! 125,000 people larpin’ and smollickin’ and grabbalatin’ all over each other for ten days in South Dakota couldn’t POSSIBLY be a problem in a pandemic. Alex Jones is ready for war! What’s that? Hallucinogenic Zombie Drag Queen Cicadas? In West Virginia? Why not! It’s 2020, Jake.