Titanic intellect for the ages! Rand Paul, Liberturdian Opfamologiss, reported to be preparing to subpoena Antifa . . . plane records . . . financial records . . . travel records . . . soup records! Maybe he can subpoena Q while he’s at it. Is Nitwit Nero suffering mini-strokes? He indignantly tweeted he isn’t . . . but in TrumpWorld that means . . . and what’s with the planeloads of black clad anarchists? And what about the bags of soup? West Virginia Governor Make West Virginia Great Big Ol’ Jim Justice tries to mollify Covidiot parents who want their children to play football during a pandemic.