A tale of almost unspeakable hypocrisy . . . with oodles and oodles of context. Amy Coney-Barrett says life begins at fertilization . . . or maybe her husband let her say that . . . or told her to say that. Who knows what goes on in a cult mind? When bread isn’t actually “bread.” Kimberly Gargoyle’s relationship with Traitor Tot becomes a lot more understandable. Vineyards afire in California. KayLie MagaNinny’s no-good, rotten, very bad day. “I just wanna know where the river is.” “Well, it’s a ditch.” You can’t make this stuff up!