Rand Paul, Liberturdian Opfamologist proves (once again!) why he may well be, after Nitwit Nero, the most despicable attempt at a human being in the United States. The Delta variant of COVID-19 is attacking children with far more virulence than the original virus. Yet Little Miss Three Names cheered people in Talabama for NOT getting the vaccine. Also: we receive another dispatch from Paul from Parts Unknown. Eventually, we get around to discussing the new hair-on-fire-because-the-planet’s-on-fire climate change report.