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“Impeachment Inquiries! Gitcher impeachment inquiries here,” bleated Kevvers McCarthy, hoping to protect his fragile manhood, er, Speakership, from the clutches of Marge the Merciless. WTF even is an “impeachment inquiry.” Turns out, it’s not a thing. And the Big Giant Forehead, having just founded himself outside the circus Egress, is MAD! We get a COVID update from our friend and adviser, Paul From Parts Unknown. Take his wise words to heart. 

Morans can’t help but say moran things every September 11th. It’s as predictable as the phases of the moon. MAGATS are getting nasty in Virginia (what a surprise) and it touches a black man and a woman who’s unashamed of her sexuality. Because of course. Marge calls for secession. We re-visit the 14th Amendment.    

Happy Star Trek Day! Happy Mark Meadows Loses Day! Julius Geezer’s gonna (not) just LOVVVVE that! Not-So-Happy Sammy BadBreath is still dirty day. Happy weekend! 

Brain Drain is real and it’s a scourge to MAGAT states, a self-inflicted wound. Peter Navarro whines on after a jury tried and true convicts him. Poor baby! Enrique Tarrio’s mama (not exactly mother of the year timber) bawls about her awful offspring’s sentence. Another threat of violence from another MAGAT if Nitwit Nero isn’t on the ballot. It always Gaetz worse. Ahead of the curve: the MSNBC Morning Zoo Crew finally catches up. And Sammy BadBreath is still crooked as a dog’s hind leg.

How is it that two tiny days have such a lengthy feel about them? I’m back. I needed those two days. Learning self-care and when not to put yourself in a ditch is more important than many know. Pay attention and give yourself grace.

Just the same, time waits for no woman, and there was an abundance of mean and stupid and downright (Christian, naturally) evil to address. “If t’were done, t’were best done quickly.” 

What happens when an entire segment of the nation stops believing in the Constitution? Examples from Tennessee and Texas. More J6 terrorists head up the river. Another J6 prisoner pleads for help from people who hate her. Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party eats her face. Nimrata Haley forgets she’ll get old someday. And COVID is probably worse than anyone knows. 

Sorry about my absence Wednesday. The explanation follows and, CW: it’s sad. That said, it was yet a busy program, replete with unrepentant MAGAT terrorists, a weepy MAGAT terrorist, MAGAT judges going easy on them, Nitwit Nero barking and grunting (always!), a win for the First Amendment, a pissant Tennestan D.A. who wants to defy a U.S. District Judge, a whiny Peter Navarro, and a handsy Matt Schlapp. And that’s just for starters.

David Frum is a pearl-clutching ninny. Justin Jones of Nashville is fearless. He’s making the pasty-faced, doughy MAGATS squirm and it’s a righteous thing to behold. Fappy Thomas’ “Integrity Letter” takes a blow amidships. Moms Fer Liburtee forms a chapter in WV. No word yet on whether they’ve let loose their inner Hitler fangirl. Nitwit Nero’s pettifoggers had a bad day before Chutkan, J. Swastikas on a Nazi’s AR-15. A black neighborhood in Montgomery awakens to swastikas all over the place. Cops searching diligently for a “motive.” Jesus. And COVID’s on the upswing. 

It’s looking like we’ll finish August almost half-unfunded. That’s sad and frightening. If this program (and its 20 year history) are valuable to you, please consider helping to close the gap. Thank-you! 

Jacksonville. Another of Monkey Up’s fascist eggs hatches and leaves the nest (armed to the teeth). Nitwit Nero gets another trial date and another arraignment date. Mark Meadows takes the stand in federal court. A response to that idiotic ditty by Oli Whatshisname. A high-profile of the B.I.T.C.H.E.S. faces sentencing (don’t worry, he’ll most likely walk. Facepalm. One dead in Chapel Hill feeedumm outbreak.

Explaining Nitwit Nero’s “Kubrick Stare” pose. No way has that incurious bastard ever seen a Kubrick film. COVID’s on the rise. Schools shut down in a pair of deep MAGAT states. MAGATS are threatening politicians all over the country. 

I hate to mention it, but this month is, once again, a huge struggle to keep the bills paid. We’re $165 away from being funded for LAST Friday, unfunded for this entire week. We haven’t closed a month fully funded since April. This is an entirely unique broadcast and one of the oldest ones going from the Lib/Prog side. Three solid hours of news and information with no commercials, no sponsors, and entirely free. We survive on the kind gifts of those who can help. If you can help, there’s no better time than now. Thank-you!

We begin with the mishigas in Milwaukee. Vivek gets a new nickname. We end, though, with the zaniest Mango Mussolini live arrest coverage in the entire nation. First draft of history and all that.  

Busy program! Japan to release Fukushima water into Pacific and South Koreans don’t like it. Secret Service playing footsie with the Oaf Keepers. A right-wing christian gospel sharp actually calls out the fascist christianity of Matt Walsh. Texas nuns ban the bishop. 91 y/o pedophile priest not sure if he should be punished for raping little boys. MAGAT pageant in Milwaukee may be missing a contestant. Mark Meadows has a no good, rotten, very bad day. Jenna Ellis smiles real purty like for her mugshot. WTF is Rep. Candyman ON?! 

Goodness me! Mark Meadows has rolled on Tangerine Tiberius. Entire cases of catsup must be flying around MAGA-Loco. What’s worse, Meadow’s lawyer awoke Tuesday only to have a knot jerked in his tail by Fanni Willis. Lori Carleton’s (say her name) murderer was radicalized, of course, by a stochastic terrorist. She joins another martyr from generations past: Viola Liuzzo. Oh, and it’s the Fascism, y’all! 

“What’s past is prologue,” said the Bard. It’s never been more true than of Nitwit Nero. A lifetime of venality is approaching crescendo and here, only here, we consider a possibility of truly Sophoclean dimensions. Let’s see how long it takes for this realization to reach the ForProfit Media. Meanwhile, a hurriquake in California and Nevada, and a glimpse of the “new normal.” MAGATS issue ransom demands to avoid a shutdown in forty days.

Nitwit Nero has new strategery instead of his really big press conference on Monday. California gets its first Tropical Storm Watch. No chess for women like me! Luckily, I stink at chess. A pundit notices that Joe-to-the Manchin-born isn’t the sharpest fork in the toaster. An intersectional moment of Bad Murdoch Journalism and Simple Punctuation. Dr. Rep. CandyMAGATman melts down. Domestic terrorists face harshest J6 sentences yet. Another one’s on the lam. 

Rotten cops in Antioch, California. What a difference an administration makes! Fulton Sheriff vows to track down terrorist MAGATS who are doxxing Grand Jurors. A win for human dignity in the 9th Circuit. Off to Our Most Puissant, Dread Sovereign Supreme Catholic Majesties goes the case with the tax-exempt grifters from the Alliance Defaming Freedom bleating and grunting all the way.  Georgia MAGAT senator finds a hair in his biscuit (his words, not mine). Hilarity ensues. Federalist Society law profs say Tangerine Tiberius is ALREADY disqualified from running for office. Kinda feels seismic.

Sometimes, even the deacons understand we have to put PMW on hold. This was one such instance. Maui and liability. The lawsuits are piling up and Lo! Capitalism and the quest for Holy Profit rears its bloody head. Hawaiian Electric killed its own customers. The real work now is . . . bankruptcy. DA Willis proposes a trial date. ForProfit Media catches up and figures out Tangerine Tiberius is using racist coded language. MAGATS dox members of the Fulton County Grand Jury. 

Look at us! Living in history, what Robert Penn Warren called “the awful responsibility of Time.” We’re here, and we, we happy few, will sort things out before even the geniuseseseses. 
That’s how it is around here. 

Many morans. Lots and lots of morans. First up, Bill Hemmer at FoxSnooz. Go to church to avoid being woke. Arkanstan rejects AP African American History. It’s getting interesting in Gawja. Nitwit Nero tap dances with witness tampering. 

Judge Chutkan’s patience is less than infinite. She’s already sick of hearing “BuT tHe eLecKshUn!” from Nitwit Nero’s pettifogging ambulance chaser. A hillbilly Nazi gets popped for Witness Intimidation. In West Virginia. The aforementioned pettifogging ambulance chaser might want to take note. The horror that is Maui. Looks like climate change might not be the Gynese Hoaks Geezer Disgustus said it is. Jim dandy conversation on the porch.