Georgia parents demand school board allow them to kill their children, er, re-open schools. Little Green Goons arrive in Seattle. Rumors of the goons in Portland being allowed to use live ammo. How can these fascist bully boys be stopped? What’s become of our legal system? COVIDiot Maskholes in Idaho throw tizzy. Kayleigh MAGAninny gets pwnd by cartoon dogs.
A compendium of Maskhole Covidiot Karens all across America. In Oklahoma, the MAGAT Martin Niemoller arises . . . not really. She just now figured out that her Trump vote can hurt her, and not just nameless, faceless people she hated anyway. White House argues over the cause of Stephen Miller’s grandmother’s death, going so far as to dispute the actual death certificate. Arkansas Senator Tom Cotton self-pwns.
Behold the love that passeth all understanding! With a nation bidding farewell to a genuine American hero, EVILgelical christians want to have a word about John Lewis. CAUTION: Do NOT do ‘shrooms with Jesus. Bad things, man. The Shitshow 2.0 is back. Hard to believe but it’s even worse than Season 1. Nitwit Nero says having children die because he wants schools open is a risk he’s willing to accept. Also: Chicago is still Obama’s fault. An on-the-ground report from Jude, who’s been attending the protests in Portland.