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The Achilles Heel of Fascism (sounds like an awesome Jazz/Bluegrass band!) is that it inevitably draws a disproportionate number of morons, dipshits, toe-pickers, nose-diggers, and incels. Fascism can’t help but be stupid. Ecce.

Tangerine Tiberius is getting the galloping tariff jitters and everyone knows it. Doug Ford and Claudia Sheinbaum has his number and they’re calling it. That’s why he’s attacking cable news presenters . . . and flailing around more than half out of his mind. Meanwhile, Democrats never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity. Jeffries calls the rebellious Dems into his office for a talking to. Hypocrite MAGATS drive a censure of Rep. Al Green and some mugwump Dems go along with them. Measles crosses from Texas into New Mexico and claims a second life while Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm tells people to take Vitamin A. 

Tangerine Tiberius is getting the galloping tariff jitters and everyone knows it. Doug Ford and Claudia Sheinbaum has his number and they’re calling it. That’s why he’s attacking cable news presenters . . . and flailing around more than half out of his mind. Meanwhile, Democrats never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity. Jeffries calls the rebellious Dems into his office for a talking to. Hypocrite MAGATS drive a censure of Rep. Al Green and some mugwump Dems go along with them. Measles crosses from Texas into New Mexico and claims a second life while Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm tells people to take Vitamin A. 

What that was was a Nuremberg Rally in the House of Representatives. Fascism is always a disgusting thing to witness. At least some Democrats had the courage to speak out. Nothing says “American fascism’ quite like a white southern man ordering a black man to be silenced. One day, the chickens will come home to roost on Mullah Moses Mike and it will be a thing to behold.

Tara Devlin of Tarabuster joins me for our weekly conversation.

Poison America and clear-cut the forests. Ya happy, MAGATS? Who knew San Francisco would open up America to turds in the creek? HINT: they did. 

Your humble hostess mourns the death of Space Ghost. Pity him instead of . . . 

Please pardon the odd opening of the program.

The Great Betrayal is on. This is sickening and shameful. America’s reputation is in the sewer. 

Morans don’t go well with measles. ICE thugs torment a German tourist legally in the U.S. Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm’s spokescreep quits.  

One of the worst Februarys in American history closes on a sickening act of perfidious betrayal. Whatever doubt existed before has been eliminated. Nitwit Nero, Jadey Egg, and all the others are actively in service to the Russian dictator. 

Nitwit Nero welcomes “alleged” sex-trafficker and beater of women to the U.S., even over the objection of Ron “Monkey Up” DeKlantis. Residents of a Cincinnati suburb stand up to Klan and Nazi goons. AG Pam Blondi blames the brown dude when she takes heat for not releasing the “Epstein Files.” MAGAT cries bitter tears when the leopards come for her face. DHHS “postpones” advisory panel tasked with selecting vaccines for next September’s flu shots.

Spaz giggles when it talks about cutting funding for Ebola eradication. Monsters creep amongst us. 

Don’t fly. That’s the first strike. Pay attention. Next step. 

America humiliates itself at the U.N. MAGAT farmer about to lose everything finds out way too late. No one’s paying attention to VP Guyliner. Leon Skum’s brain isn’t firing right . . . again, like always. Anonymous hacks HUD, humiliates Rump & Skum. One of Leon Skum’s Skumrats is the grandson of a Soviet Spy.

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Leopards eat MAGAT’s face. Veteran loses his FEMA job. Wails bitter wails. MAGAT senators decry their Orange Jesus’ claim that Ukraine started the war (not that they’ll screw their courage to the sticking place, of course). MAGATS gather at CPAC, where Leon Skum takes the stage with a chainsaw and snoot full of ketamine. DoodBro was schwasted! CPAC’s Matt Schlapp gets caught groping another man . . . again.

Tara Devlin of Tarabuster and I deconstruct the horrors of the day. Who knew we had a king? Who was surprised that Julius Geezer wants a crown? Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm goes after a flu vaccine information campaign. oh, look! It’s an asteroid!

Finishing February is going to be a bear. We need to raise $3,000 to finish the month and pay the bills. Any help is great help.

The DOGEY SkumRats found $8 Billion in “waste” in a contract worth $8 Million. MAGATS are melting down all over media, from Half-pint Himmler Miller to Caroline LeavittAlone, to Tim Burchett. They know more and more Americans aren’t falling for their schtick . . . and it’s blowing up in their faces. 

Nitwit Nero plays “Godfather” with Ukraine, making them an offer they think can’t be refused. “As a dog returneth ever to its vomit.” The grift never ends. It’s been 0 days since a plane had an issue in TrumpVille. Natch, Leon Skum just fired hundreds of FAA personnel. Never mind “stay off small planes.” STAY OFF ALL PLANES. 

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Your health is now in the hands of a doodbro T-juicer who wants to “make tallow great again.” “Make Whaling Great Again!”  We’re SO screwed. Nitwit Nero has no idea why Leon Skum was talking to the fascist PM of India” “I don’t know.” State Dept backs off the claim that they’re buying $400M worth of Swastikars.  

Oof. It’s Lincoln’s birthday. What’s left to celebrate as a racist dweeb takes a meataxe to American republican democracy. Fascism wants us to feel defeated. We must not. Every act of resistance adds to the quantum of resistance that will eventually lead to the demise of the fascists. And a little child shall lead them: “You’re not the president. You need to leave!”

Leon’s Skumboiz set their sights on Parkersburg, WV and the Bureau Of the Public Debt. Leon-the-Unelected, however, was in DC, where he told the MAGATS he’s gonna screw them harder than they ever imagined. Nancy Mace melts down under the protection of legislative immunity. Too, also: Storytime.