Mrs. Governor Ambassador Speaker-of-the-House Haley is pushing back against Nitwit Nero, just days away from getting pasted by him in his home state. But she’s a weathervane and hedged her bets by saying she’d pardon him. Counsel for the parking garage is still proving she got her wish when she said she’d rather be pretty than smart. Update to the Talabama frozen embryo story. It just keeps getting more stupid. MAGATs gonna MAGAT. Joe Scarborough uses the brown word live on-air.
Happy Judgment Day! There’s probably a biblical deluge of ketchup on Nitwit Nero’s walls! $355 Million and climbing! And Letitia James didn’t shrink from taking a victory lap. RIP Alexei Navalny. Pooty kills again. We break down a current Secession map. The results might be surprising.
Pooty threatens Baltic states over Soviet WW II statues. Kentucky MAGAT tells NAACP she was born the daughter of a “slave.” House passes “non-binding” impeachment of Secretary Mayorkas. “The Economist” predicts “hell on earth” if PsychoBibi attacks Rafah. Talabama and West Virginiastan look to jail librarians. MAGATS declare a civil war might be OK. Another wants to invade Mexico.
Merrick Garland comes in for some much deserved criticism for how he handled (or didn’t, actually) Hur. Hawaii pushes back forcefully against SCOTUS and their nutty gun theory. Utah MAGAT refuses to either step down after terrorizing a high school student by accusing her of being trans. Missouri MAGAT (a man, natch) says forcing a rape victim to carry her rapist’s baby to term is “healing.”
And so our 21st year of non-commercial, progressive broadcasting begins. It begins with the Moran commonly known as “Nicki” and another one known as Jaydee, the counterfeit hillbilly. Nicki displayed her moranity when she decided to MAGATsplain abortion and why she’s “pro liiiiiiife.” Dumber than a bag of hair, that one is.
This is one for the ages. Not because of content. Not because of the times. This one is special because it’s the 20th anniversary of the Little Progressive Program that COULD . . . and DID . . . and DOES create an idea of progressive radio never before heard.
There’s only one reason for this program to exist: Y’All!
Mrs. Governor Ambassador Speaker-of-the-House Haley gets her John C. Calhoun on; goes full nullificationist. Counsel for the Parking Garage has become a national joke. And she earrrrrned it! Tom (Headful of) Cotton channels Joseph McCarthy. MAGATS in West Virginia want to declare women “separate but equal.”
Greg Assbot wants civil war. At the same time, the MAGATS want to “Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran” and the Devil take the hindmost. Fox news idjit blames “DEI” for the death of three American members of the military. Oklahoma MAGAT mashes up John Adams and . . . Alannis Morissette? Chip Roy of Syphillis Springs, Takes-ass thinks the SCOTUS opinion on the border is the same as Dred Scott. Ol’ Chip’s a few morsels shy of a cookie.
The continuing aftershocks from Nitwit Nero’s $83M verdict are at the very least a joy to behold. He’s apparently not happy, is, in fact, enraged, and his next target may be Counsel For the Parking Garage.
OK. Let’s try to collect ourselves and recover from the Christian obscenity of Wednesday. Counsel for the Parking Garage gets schooled after partying with Orange Genius in New Hampshire. AI attack drones. MAGATS are hot for civil war. What could possibly go wrong? Oregon MAGAT legislator says only Christians should be in government. Since Mrs. Haley won’t drop out like a good girl, the RNC makes plans to go ahead and coronate Geezer Disgustus. Mrs. Haley starts mildly pushing back against Nitwit Nero.
WARNING! NSFW! Christians Talking Dirty. Strap in. This may well be the absolute most unhinged Prayer Meetin’ Wednesday in the almost twenty-year history of this program. There’s no possible synopsis. NONE.