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A man with a mouthful of mayonnaise and a heart full of hate now has the ear of Nitwit Nero. You can be sure he’ll tell Orange Julius Geezer to finish the “final solution” for Iran (yes, they’re using that language. 

Dissension in the ranks as disaffected MAHA MAGAT goes to . . . Pink Shrek (?!) to explain the utter corruption of Susie Wiles. 

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Hooooo-weeee! The MAGAT post-mortem is well under way and they’re doing ALL the stages of grief at the same time. 

MAGATS IN DISARRAY!!!!1!!!!!!

Here we go! 

We’re well into the weird. 

Haley Stevens may not be the shil AIPAC thought they bought. 

Meanwhile, Traitor Tot has an American History problem. 

In which MAGAT pettifoggers have a really bad day in numerous federal courtrooms.

In which your ‘umble ‘ostess’ abiding concerns are echoed at senatorial levels of government. Cankles Caligula has something “insane” planned against Iran after the midterms. Too, also: fun with constitutional Civics. 

“I’ve got two wives and it’s might bigamy.” Be polygamous, do crime. 

I’m apparently not the only one waiting for the other shoe to drop. With Bibi’s future in the balance, who knows what he’s begging Cankles Caligula to do? 

As the tension ratchets up, so, too, does the MAGAT perversion. From Tennestan to Georgiastan, they’re behaving just like their orange Jesus Geezer. Flavio Bolsinaro flees Brazil with the connivance of the MAGAT Whor, er, White House. Massive turnout in Israel thusfar fails to send PsychoBibi and his fascist pals packing. 

A busy weekend of madness and cruelty made for a boatload of morans for this Monday.

Also: apologies for the audio issues. Tech gremlins stink on rails. 

21 Years.

Discuss.

“We’re men! We’re men moving a precious American military artifact. HOO-AHH!”

NitWit Nero forgets the name of the prize he lusts after. 

And no one does nothing . . .until WE do!

This life out ahead of the curve can get weird. Not once, but twice today the MS Now Morning Zoo Crew covered topics I mentioned in the previous episode, right down to some of the language your humble hostess used. Meanwhile, Vivek Ramalamadingdong’s campaign implodes as its disgusting ad blows up in its face. Jimmi Don Bowman even tried to step in and be butch. Hilarity ensued. 

. . . in which the Dementia-Patient-In-Chief goes walkabout, waving, smiling, and bowing to people only he can see. 

Now with more tech gremlins! Sheesh!

It’s Birthday Week at The HORN. We need $2,900 to finish October fully funded. It’s this community that has kept us going for almost 21 years.

She went to the movies! No Spoilers.

Half a Mooch, Legal Drama & Friday on the Front Porch
October 16, 2026 | The Head-On Radio Network

Roxanne Kincaid brings Friday’s political theater, legal drama, and community conversation to The Horn, broadcasting live from West Virginia!

Roxanne opens with gratitude for the show’s supporters, acknowledges site maintainer Brother Deacon Asa, shares the daily password — property — and thanks environmental sponsor Cole River Mountain Watch.

This episode examines the sudden departure of Press Secretary Katie Zacharia, lasting less than half a Scaramucci — roughly 5.25 days — and Anthony Scaramucci’s reaction. Roxanne also discusses Eric Deters’ defamation lawsuit involving Kimberly Guilfoyle and legal representatives, alongside Jonathan Constantine’s comments on overseas security concerns.

The Minnesota Senate debate between Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan and Michelle Tafoya gets a closer look, with discussion of judicial reform and campaign policy positions.

Closer to home, Roxanne previews West Virginia’s legendary Bridge Day at New River Gorge, regional food trucks, and her homemade salmon dip.

Then it’s time for Friday on the Front Porch, the weekly listener roundtable! Jeremy weighs in on a workplace tools incident, voting updates, and healthcare policy. Roger joins from Oregon with agricultural news, local commentary, and pressure-canning workshops. Colin celebrates his anniversary with a $21 donation while discussing political advertising and climate policy. Dave sends early birthday wishes to Roxanne and reminisces about the show’s history, reaching back to October 17, 2005. Finally, Bill, aka “Bible Rick,” reports on a charity golf tournament, Santa Ana weather, and coastal erosion before sharing a reading of Raymond Chandler’s Red Wind.

All this, plus listener camaraderie, political debate, community news, and another Friday gathering on the front porch.

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Sleep tight, America. Orange Genius will watch the execution, but you need not . . . save ALLLLL the MAGATS.

Why do MAGATS get weird about dogs? Why does the new Who, er, White House Spokesblonde claim to be a lawyer? Why is she now the subject of a complaint to the California Bar? Is Natalie-the-Nappy-Nanny worried about competition? What will viewership of the upcoming firing squad tell us about America? Why are MAGATS so predictably insane? 

Answers to these questions and more on today’s podcast!

Kimberly Gargoyle gets the boot. “Kimberly who,” asks Cankles Caligula of the woman who was engaged to his Number 1 son for three years. Natalie Harpie gets some competition . . . and she even has a Temu law license! ForProfit Media parachutes into WV to analyze the hillbillies. Chinese provinces brace for Plague. MAGAT community gets hammered by Medicaid cuts to care homes. 

Monday comes. 

It was a busy weekend. Panicked MAGATS are desperate. Allll the gender fear!