Fridoviday-on-the-Frona Porch, Head-ON With Bob Kincaid, 7 August 2020

Was it a false positive or a false negative? Or a positive negative or a negative positive? Welcome to Ohio Governor Mike Dewine’s world. Nitwit Nero screws Social Security and Medicare, right out of the long time GOP playbook. See, Symptom, not Disease. Paulding County, Georgia students who alerted the world to just how BAD their school system was handling re-opening won’t be punished after all. Mississippi burning . . . again . . . only different. Jer Junior to “spend more time with his family.” Some other maniac will run FU for awhile. Careful about outing fascists. They get their fee-fees hurt terribly easily. The most senior economist in Alabama says we need a TRILLION dollars per month till next June to save our country and the economy. He wasn’t kidding. The Front Porch crew tackles it all!

P.S Donald Trump is a white supremacist. 

Thorona-in-the-Side Thursday, Head-ON With Bob Kincaid, 6 August 2020

August 6, 1945, a day which will live in infamy . . .

Corona Caligula goes to Cleveland, misses getting exposed to the ‘Rona by *that* much. Whirlpool hosted him. I’ll never buy another Whirlpool appliance as long as I live. No way. I don’t support companies that support Trump. While there, the madness of Ding Don was on broad display. We’re being abused by “ThighLand.” People are thankful to him for fixing America’s faucets . . . and light bulbs. Joe Biden will “hurt god.” Tough times to be a second grader in Cherokee County, Georgia. Even worse if you’re a high schooler who dared to show the world what “safety” looks like at North Paulding High School. Lousy day for Wayne ThePeter and the National Ruble Association.

Prayerona Meetin’ Wednesday, Head-ON With Bob Kincaid, 5 August 2020

EVILgelical super-spreaders all over the country. Dr. Fauci, under almost constant attack from the MAGATS, says the Dondemic could get much worse in the fall if we don’t get back to less than 10000 new cases per day. The saga of Jer Junior’s skeevy pic continues . . . hee-hawing aside, he’s not convincing. Kenneth Copeland grifts the rubes at his own indoor super-spreader event. North Carolina replaces white supremacist statue with anti-Semitic statue. Yo, Semite! White-wing jackass who has “black friends” calls on white people to obtain guns by any means necessary to kill African-Americans. Dave Daubenmire incensed by John Lewis’ funeral. Moderna plans to rob us blind on vaccine costs per dose. 

Trumptanicorona Tuesday, Head-ON With Bob Kincaid, 4 August 2020

Full speed ahead into the iceberg! (Including a nasty update from Microsoft that delayed the program for a half hour by erasing all my streaming credentials). Super-spreaders in the hills n’ hollers, tornadoes in New England, a massive blast in Beirut. Nitwit Nero shows off some new graphs, declares he doesn’t know if John Lewis was a great man; there were, after all, very fine people on both sides. Yo! Semites! Suddenly, mail-in ballots in Florida are cool because they’re all smarty-brains. Not like Nevada, where they just send out ballots harum-skarum.  Why are businesses so terrified to enforce masking orders?

Moranovid Monday, Head-ON With Bob Kincaid, 3 August 2020

Super-spreaders everywhere! One gospel sharp may be personally responsible for superspreader events from California, Washington, and Oregon all the way to New York City. Idiot Louie Gohmert is apparently a spreader, too. And shucks! 125,000 people larpin’ and smollickin’ and grabbalatin’ all over each other for ten days in South Dakota couldn’t POSSIBLY be a problem in a pandemic. Alex Jones is ready for war! What’s that? Hallucinogenic Zombie Drag Queen Cicadas? In West Virginia? Why not! It’s 2020, Jake. 

Dr. Bill Obrien’s Virtual Civics, Monday, August 3, 2020

We began the program by saying goodbye to Congressman John Lewis. His epitaph, written in his own words, stands as testament of what his chosen course was in life, the equality of all people.  During these unprecedented times it stands to reason that we should work together in order to build a better Republic. Let’s do just that and stand together as one. 

Fridoviday-on-the-Front Porch, Head-ON With Bob Kincaid, 31 July 2020

As he eulogized John Lewis, President Obama declared that we hall have the power to be good people. Naturally, there is proof to the contrary. Naturally, it’s a gospel sharp. Naturally, he’s in the Confederacy. A new short feature from the Lincoln Project paints a downright photorealistic picture of a MAGAT family. We discuss mail-in ballots and how the Corona Caligula regime will move to stop them. Have you gotten any mysterious seeds from China? Don’t open ’em. Don’t plant ’em. Turn ’em over to your state Department of Agriculture. QAnon covidiots throw a super-spreader hissy in Hollywood. A thought experiment: What will this nation be by January 20, 2021?

Thorona in the Side Thursday, Head-ON With Bob Kincaid, 30 July 2020

“For the wages of Covidiocy is death.” Thus sayeth the Virus. Maskhole Herm Cain, having attended a MAGAT Coronapalooza Klan Rally in Tulsa, succumbs to his own ignorance. RIP, John Lewis. Why “Progressives” can’t have nice things, Part the 1469289744156: dumping on John Lewis on the day he was buried edition. To paraphrase Lady Brett in “The Sun Also Rises,” “Not being an asshole is what we have instead of god.” Many members of the Purity Patrol apparently don’t even have that. Nitwit Nero ponders a November without an election. “Quo usque tandem, Trumpo . . . ” wonders the decent part of the population of the planet. Mike Pompeo recounts the heady days of his part in the Great German War of 1987. 

 

Prayerona Meetin’ Wednesday, Head-ON With Bob Kincaid, 29 July 2020

More maskhole covidiocy from GymShorts Jordan today in the House . . . with the news that his pal Louie Asparagus Gohmert has the ‘Rona. Naturally, being an idiot, Gohmert blamed wearing a mask for his infection. His staff, though, are less certain. Jeff Bezos got called out for his predatory practices at Amazon. Nitwit Nero praises anti-mask doctor who holds some, ahem, interesting beliefs. 1400 more COVID deaths today, the most since mid-May. Anti-mask attacks in North Carolina and New York. Anti-vaxxer QAnon goon says masks hide you from gawd. My local school board decides to hold a super-spreader event. 

Titanicovid Tuesday, Head-ON With Bob Kincaid, 28 July 2020

Racist AG Bill “Pepe the Frog” Barr got a richly deserved grilling today in the House Judiciary Committee. From vote-by-mail, to the makeup of his DoJ, to his little green goons, to his plans for an October Surprise, he danced his amphibian dance like a drop of water on a hot griddle. Also: another MAGAT affected by COVID-19 sees the light. The Road to Damascus is getting mighty crowded with MAGATS.

Morana Mondoviday, Head-ON With Bob Kincaid, 27 July 2020

Corinth, Mississippi sends its children to face death in the classroom. Colorado faith healer suddenly realizes HE could get the ‘Rona. Tom Cotton: racist, despiser of history, declares slavery was “a necessary evil.” No, really. Lester Maddox and George Wallace are giggling in Hell. Nazi MAGATS in Wal-Mart. The new baseball season goes “viral.” Would you trust COVID Caligula to deliver a vaccine? Would you trust him to deliver a head of cabbage?

Dr. Bill Obrien’s Virtual Civics, Monday, July, 27, 2020

We not only talk about history, we’re living it. From the lying in state of Congressman John Lewis, to the upheavals taking place in Portland, we’re experiencing a turbulent and dangerous time in our nation while elections are just one hundred days away.  Please join us for more in-depth discussions on where we as a nation stand, as well as where we need to go in order to provide a more perfect union. 

Fridovid-on-the-Front Porch, Head-ON With Bob Kincaid, 24 July 2020

Georgia parents demand school board allow them to kill their children, er, re-open schools. Little Green Goons arrive in Seattle. Rumors of the goons in Portland being allowed to use live ammo. How can these fascist bully boys be stopped? What’s become of our legal system? COVIDiot Maskholes in Idaho throw tizzy. Kayleigh MAGAninny gets pwnd by cartoon dogs.  

Thornovid in the Side Thursday, Head-ON With Bob Kincaid, 23 July 2020

A compendium of Maskhole Covidiot Karens all across America. In Oklahoma, the MAGAT Martin Niemoller arises . . . not really. She just now figured out that her Trump vote can hurt her, and not just nameless, faceless people she hated anyway. White House argues over the cause of Stephen Miller’s grandmother’s death, going so far as to dispute the actual death certificate. Arkansas Senator Tom Cotton self-pwns.

Prayerona Meetin’ Wednesday, Head-ON With Bob Kincaid, 22 July 2020

Behold the love that passeth all understanding! With a nation bidding farewell to a genuine American hero, EVILgelical christians want to have a word about John Lewis. CAUTION: Do NOT do ‘shrooms with Jesus. Bad things, man. The Shitshow 2.0 is back. Hard to believe but it’s even worse than Season 1. Nitwit Nero says having children die because he wants schools open is a risk he’s willing to accept. Also: Chicago is still Obama’s fault. An on-the-ground report from Jude, who’s been attending the protests in Portland.

Moranovid Monday, Head-ON With Bob Kincaid, 20 July 2020

In the same week that saw the passing of Civil Rights giant Rep. John Lewis, the illegitimate Georgia Governor asks court to make the black lady shut up. Brian Kemp is Lester Maddox 2.0. Kanye West vies for title of Stupidest Man in America.  New Mexico county comissioner puts on a master class In Maskhole Covidiocy. Is anti-masking connected to racism? Let’s ask Ranger Karen . . . or the Covidiot at the bus stop in Florida who called a black woman a “slave” for wearing a mask when boarding a bus. Somethings never change: rape allegations rock Fox News/TV/Radio Rwanda. Major League Baseball gets some exceedingly stupid new rules.

Dr. Bill Obrien’s Virtual Civics, Monday, July 20, 2020

Living in a dangerous time is an understatment. We’ve seen these senerio before through out history and yet we continue to repeat the same mistakes. Pandemics, divisions among people, wars with multitudes of lives lost to combat disease and pestilance and all to what end? What will it take in order for us to combat the ills we face now? Are we willing to work together in order to get us back to some sense of normal? We hope that we can work together to rebuild what has been fought and bled for, our country, our future, and our world. Let’s have a discussion and find the answers to those questions before it’s too late.