Podcast

So many morans . . . but a few stand out. Like the professional grievance artist from USAToday who’s horribly butthurt that people criticize her for BEING A FASCIST. MAGAT House member abandons the Feeedumm Carcass because they hate women. Quel surprise, girlypop! It’s T’DoV. Celebrate trans visibility. Remember last year? When the MAGATS threw a fit over Easter and T’DoV coinciding? Well, the MAGATS can really celebrate this year! Why? Easter falls on Hitler’s birthday! Oh, joyous MAGAT day!

This is one of those months that ends in a bind. We’re in a deficit of $1,715 entering April. If you can, might you help keep April from being the “cruellest month?” The PayPal link is here. Thank-you!

MAGAT remorse is a thing to behold.  MAGAT states get their health budgets slashed by Leon Skum. Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm fat-shames WV’s TrentonTroll Gremlin Governor to his face. Leon Skum sueed for trying to buy the Wisconsin Supreme Court election.

Y’all, we’re $1,800 away from being fully funded for March. If you can, please help end the month without a deficit. Please help keep progressive broadcasting afloat.

Nitwit Nero, Art Critic. That’s what’s on what passes for the mind of Tangerine Tiberius . . . even as the nation reels at the incompetence.

It blows one’s mind, but we’re only two months in. And it’s already this weird. Where are you, Dr. .Hunter S. Thompson? 

It doesn’t get much more titanic than having a Signal sleepover with all your best MAGAT cabinet pals and accidentally inviting a reporter. The hilarity on Capitol Hill was Python-esque.

Oh, and Nitwit Nero reeeeeally doesn’t want you to vote!

A full, no-kidding, three hour program. It feels so good to be getting back into the broadcast swing of things.

She’s baaaaaack! The hardest working woman in Progressive Broadcasting returns to air a week after major surgery.

The Achilles Heel of Fascism (sounds like an awesome Jazz/Bluegrass band!) is that it inevitably draws a disproportionate number of morons, dipshits, toe-pickers, nose-diggers, and incels. Fascism can’t help but be stupid. Ecce.

Tangerine Tiberius is getting the galloping tariff jitters and everyone knows it. Doug Ford and Claudia Sheinbaum has his number and they’re calling it. That’s why he’s attacking cable news presenters . . . and flailing around more than half out of his mind. Meanwhile, Democrats never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity. Jeffries calls the rebellious Dems into his office for a talking to. Hypocrite MAGATS drive a censure of Rep. Al Green and some mugwump Dems go along with them. Measles crosses from Texas into New Mexico and claims a second life while Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm tells people to take Vitamin A. 

Tangerine Tiberius is getting the galloping tariff jitters and everyone knows it. Doug Ford and Claudia Sheinbaum has his number and they’re calling it. That’s why he’s attacking cable news presenters . . . and flailing around more than half out of his mind. Meanwhile, Democrats never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity. Jeffries calls the rebellious Dems into his office for a talking to. Hypocrite MAGATS drive a censure of Rep. Al Green and some mugwump Dems go along with them. Measles crosses from Texas into New Mexico and claims a second life while Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm tells people to take Vitamin A. 

What that was was a Nuremberg Rally in the House of Representatives. Fascism is always a disgusting thing to witness. At least some Democrats had the courage to speak out. Nothing says “American fascism’ quite like a white southern man ordering a black man to be silenced. One day, the chickens will come home to roost on Mullah Moses Mike and it will be a thing to behold.

Tara Devlin of Tarabuster joins me for our weekly conversation.

Poison America and clear-cut the forests. Ya happy, MAGATS? Who knew San Francisco would open up America to turds in the creek? HINT: they did. 

Your humble hostess mourns the death of Space Ghost. Pity him instead of . . . 

Please pardon the odd opening of the program.

The Great Betrayal is on. This is sickening and shameful. America’s reputation is in the sewer. 

Morans don’t go well with measles. ICE thugs torment a German tourist legally in the U.S. Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm’s spokescreep quits.  

One of the worst Februarys in American history closes on a sickening act of perfidious betrayal. Whatever doubt existed before has been eliminated. Nitwit Nero, Jadey Egg, and all the others are actively in service to the Russian dictator. 

Nitwit Nero welcomes “alleged” sex-trafficker and beater of women to the U.S., even over the objection of Ron “Monkey Up” DeKlantis. Residents of a Cincinnati suburb stand up to Klan and Nazi goons. AG Pam Blondi blames the brown dude when she takes heat for not releasing the “Epstein Files.” MAGAT cries bitter tears when the leopards come for her face. DHHS “postpones” advisory panel tasked with selecting vaccines for next September’s flu shots.

Spaz giggles when it talks about cutting funding for Ebola eradication. Monsters creep amongst us. 

Don’t fly. That’s the first strike. Pay attention. Next step. 

America humiliates itself at the U.N. MAGAT farmer about to lose everything finds out way too late. No one’s paying attention to VP Guyliner. Leon Skum’s brain isn’t firing right . . . again, like always. Anonymous hacks HUD, humiliates Rump & Skum. One of Leon Skum’s Skumrats is the grandson of a Soviet Spy.

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Leopards eat MAGAT’s face. Veteran loses his FEMA job. Wails bitter wails. MAGAT senators decry their Orange Jesus’ claim that Ukraine started the war (not that they’ll screw their courage to the sticking place, of course). MAGATS gather at CPAC, where Leon Skum takes the stage with a chainsaw and snoot full of ketamine. DoodBro was schwasted! CPAC’s Matt Schlapp gets caught groping another man . . . again.