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“Head for the hills or you’ll be up to your armpits in morans!”

Ben Shapiro yearns to know what a penis looks like. China has a FART Telescope. Vicious Saudi Princess gets convicted in France.  Saudis attempt to get U.S. to do its military dirty work, just like it does with workers it brings in from other countries and enslaves. No one with a functioning brain believes Mike Pompeo (he graduated first in his class at West Point, you know). Nitwit Nero says he’ll fight for the Saudis because they “pay cash.” Oh, and Mother Russia had a virus storage facility blow up . . . where they kept smallpox and ebola. Too, also: Corn Pop!

We learned things in the latest Democratic Pageant we might well wish we hadn’t. 

It’s Pageant Night in Murca! Anyone tuning in to it who thinks it’s substantive doesn’t understand the transactional nature of the process. I can prove it.

Jerry Junior just can’t shut up. Now he’s entered the realm of slander and intimidation. Compared to Jesse Lee and E-Dub, though, he’s downright mild. Somebody pass the snake!

Turning back to our domestic situation, Dr Bill examines the chaos surrounding the Bolton firing. In the second hour, a deep dive into Senator Bernie Sanders’ proposals relative to Labor and Healthcare with a realpolitik comprehension of how they will be portrayed by the GOP. 

Exploding locomotive. School kids “joking” about guns in school. A sick man who wasn’t kidding. A grift that masquerades as a school and it’s head man who masquerades as a human being. And a Becki. And all before we really get into the day’s ration of madness from King Don. Wow. BONUS: a mini-HORN-In breaks out in San Diego!

A conversation with the encyclopedic Dr. Kevin Shanley on the unrest in Hong Kong and the predicament in which Xi Jin Ping finds himself. You’ll never find this depth of analysis among the ForProfit Media. 

What a weekend! It was a Trumpalanche of Stupid, a Trumpcano of white (and I do mean “white”) hot MAGAma. So we examine the question of what’s wrong with his mind and how we talk about it without being hurtful to others. “Come Mr. Taliban, sign a deal with Donnie.” Holy Mother of Nothing, the malevolent disordered mind he has! and what a groveling lot of things he has surrounding him. It takes a special level of dumb to start a fight with Chrissy Teigen . . . 

We spent today’s program reviewing just how much can go wrong in just a few days. Everything from “Sharpie Gate” and tracking a storm that just won’t roll your way, to how much it costs to ensure that the legal system finds favor for you and your cause depending on your pocketbook. Join us tomorrow for a discussion with Dr. Kevin Shanley!

We look forward to hearing your thoughts on the subjects as well and contact information is in the beginning of the program.

Day 6: Captain Queeg is still ranting about the strawberries. I sure wish this movie would get to the part where, under a withering cross-examination, he falls apart on the stand. All we need now are the steel balls. Maybe the sharpie’s doing stunt double work for them.  

Sharpiegate . . . the stupidity continues. Nitwit Nero finds a weather map patsy. More retailers decide guns aren’t good for the bottom line . . . MAGATS throw hissy in 3, 2, A great night for the ACHE Act!

Glory! Hosannalujah! Just don’t leave your children alone with any “Christian” menfolk.

America is beset by a lack of morality and that’s why we have massacres. That, according to the white supremacist who runs the Fambly Reesearch Cownsil.  National Ruble Association praises free market and then descries Wal-Mart’s free market decision on ammunition. Oh, and we missed another mass shooting.

To say that the news cycle has been in a whirlwind would be an understatement. From a massive hurricane to epic trade wars it’s been a constant flurry of activity in which it’s easy to become entangled in. Let’s address the key factors of what it takes for our country to survive it all and get down to the issues of what makes America a democracy, the People.

We here at the Virtual Center want to thank you for your support and participation because your time is precious and we feel honored that you spend your time with us.

Labor Day is always good for some old fashioned GOP moranity. But first: Nitwit Nero can’t remember another Cat 5 hurricane, even though there have been FOUR on his watch before Dorian. “This President brought to you by Aricept.” Still, nothing, and I mean NOTHING, brings out the white-wing moranitude like another massacre in Murkkka. strap in. It’s gonna be stoopid. BONUS: Demons!

And so this brutal month of August comes to its broadcast close. Gorillas in Oklahoma! Clueless chiropractic patients in Utah. Story time with Uncle Joe. Kellyanne gets trolled by the Swifties. Infectious disease outbreak in our concentration camps. That happens with massive overcrowding. It’s how concentration camps work. Tennessee man sues Popeye’s over a chicken sandwich . . . because he didn’t get one. 

It’s all thorns this particular Thursday. Three days of tech woes rose to a crescendo, resulting in this one-hour attempt at radio. Still, there are a couple of gems to occupy our time.

NBC caves to a hollow threat by Trump’s new Michael Cohen. MAGAT regime takes aim at military families. Another Dem mercifully drops out of the nomination race. Nitwit Nero enters into a new criminal conspiracy. Anti-Semitism is alive and well among the EVILgelicals. And . . . follow the thumb drive! 

“We’ve got a lot of work to do if we’re going to teach American History the way it needs to be taught.” In one of his most powerful programs ever, Dr. Bill introduces us to our national origins in a manner very few of us have ever been taught. Be prepared to be amazed.

Please share this episode and yesterday’s with anyone you think would benefit from such an in-depth examination of how the United States came to be.

Greateful to have the pre-existing condition coverage he tried to take from millions of Americans, MAGAT Rep. Sean Duffy quits Congress because his unborn ninth baby has a heart birth defect. IGMFU is real. Jair Bolsinaro is a gin-you-wine Trump-style jerk. Nitwit Nero asks “When will hurricanes ever end?” A tale of two bedbugs. Tech troubles. Scrub past the robot vocals.