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Wow! It’s our HORNiversary! VERY few broadcasts can claim the longevity we have without the assistance of Corporate America, Buy Gold Now ads, and hustles for Stupor Beets. What’s the secret? COMMUNITY!

Hypersonic Gap! Aiyeeee! Is this why we can’t have nice things? Merrick Garland goes to Congress. What about that Statute of Limitations? Nitwit Nero gets a new grift. Jim “Jacket Off” Jordan has a hissy. Matt It Only Gaetz Worse has a bigger one.

GymShorts Jordan gets an awesome new name! Joe Manchin goes barnyard. Lots of PMW loathesomeness.

Stay classy, Nitwit Nero! We share your hope. Oh, and looky here. Damned fool wanted to start a war with Mexico. We really didn’t know how close we were. And we may not know how close we still are to losing the whole republic. 

Everybody sing: “It’s another Manchin Monday, ohhhhh, oh, oh!” Too, also Colin Powell goes to his long home.

School board in Texas apologizes for thinking there’s another “side” to the Holocaust. Konfederate Kids go unpunished in Georgia . . . not so much for the students who sought to protest the Devil’s Diaper. Steve Bannon sends a signal to his master. Joe Manchin screws America . . . some more . . . with a little help from his “friend.”

We finished this week in the deepest hole we’ve ever had. We didn’t even get last Tuesday funded. The HORN has never needed your help more. PLEASE help keep one of the longest running internet broadcasts afloat.

Texas: where there’re two sides to everything . . . and MAGATS are darned well gonna teach ’em! CRT in the Thee-ATER departatment. Steve Bannon takes a powder. Virginia MAGAT gubernatorial nominee finds his breaking point . . . sorta.

Hillbilly Matzohball Soup? Is there such a thing? Thanks to Ferg, there is now!

Archbishop pushes military mutiny. NC Lt. Gov doubles down. Scott and Robyn explore a return to SwapMeet Radio. Hopefully, we’ve finally put the Dave Chapelle issue to bed.

Swag bags! An intellectual examination of the difference between two people who despise trans people.

Morans! Wall-to-wall! Klannie Oakley gets gets an autograph. Denise Dipshit-Dumbass of Fox joins Joe Piscawho to save Colombus Day (that’s how Little Miss Three Names spells it, at least).

 

A peanut butter sammich? Ony a half? In West-by-God Birginny? Hunt for Red October this ain’t.

So much Manchin, so little decency. Another MAGAT insurrectionist faces the hard face of the law. Hahahahahahahaha! Hermain Cain Award winner gets his reward and his grieving son knows why. Insurance companies, and one in particular SUCK!

MAGAT criminals. Anti-vax murderers. Another Herman Cain Award winner. 

A master class conversation with the incomparable Dan Fisher.

Most PMWs, we worry about people juggling snakes. Not this one! Oh, no! Tentacles! Teeny, tiny critters with tentacles! And why did Obama identify as Black on the census? One hard-hitting sports reporter wants answers! MAGAT pleads guilty, begs for leniency because SHUNNED! Babies never grow up in heaven! Praise! Glawry!

The MAGAT Awful grows . . . 

Morans! Live Morans! Dead Morans! Moran mobs of New York!

BREAKING NEWS: Water Is Wet and Joe Manchin is an a$$hole. It’s not just that Joe Manchin is an a$$hole, it’s that he works so hard at it!

Praize! Glawreee!

Go!

The Extraordinary Ordinary Roundtable was running on all cylinders. 

Godamighty, the MAGATS make everything awful. EVERYTHING. New info about who can get monoclonal antibody therapy is nothing short of rage-inducing. Other MAGATS are doing other awfuls. Like in Wichita Falls, Texas. FBI Director Wray made a stunning admission to Homeland Security Chair Bennie Thompson. We are in more peril than most of America (and almost all of the ForProfit Media) can bear to contemplate.