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It started well enough . . . 

1933 is here. Buckle up. You’re NEXT!

Loyalty oaths. Sex quizzes. It’s how the MAGATS fill the government. It appears the Adjuster has been caught. And . . . oopsie! His uncle is a MAGAT legislator in Maryland. Nitwit Nero keeps telling America who he is. Hard-hitting, hardboiled “journalist” Kristen Welker sat by as he told her he would personally amend the Constitution to eliminate bithright citizenship by “taking it to the people.” What a dangerous damned idiot we’re going to have as a “dicktater on day one.” 

Sorry so late getting this uploaded. Between an equipment failure on my end and a server hack, it was a mess. 

Big quake off the northern California coast; big freeze in Appalachia. JoJo & MikaMouse flaunt their clueless privilege. Nitwit Nero names a card sharp to run the IRS. Restroom protest comes to Mullah Mike’s office. Pete Hogsbreath claims he doesn’t have a drinking problem . . . as people with drinking problems will do.

It’s been a day or two.  The attacks are open and obvious now. 

Well! The MAGAT conniption over Hunter Biden is a thing to behold. If hypocrisy was a quantifiable energy, it could split atoms from the sheer magnitude of the shrieking. Another word for “tariff” is 25% Inflation. See Also: Trump’s Inflation. Nahhhh! They’ll blame it on the Illuminati or something. CyberDumpsters are no good in the snow. Who knew?!

I don’t know about you, but how ever badly Thanksgivingmay have gone for some, I’ll bet it wasn’t so bad it featured a Ketamine junkie lip-syncing “YMCA.” Raw Milk? No! Feeedummm Milk! Now with Bird Flu. The Multi-millionaire ForProfit Media can’t help themselves. They have to keep publishing fantasy pieces about how Democrats are gonna “push back” against Nitwit Nero’s fascism and how SCOTUS will check his worst impulses. MAGATS want the U.S. out of the W.H.O. because guess why.

Aiyeeeeeee! MAGATS in disarray! Bomb threats! Racist Bannon says Nitwit Nero took a bullet to the head. The President of Mexico calls out Orange Jesus. 

The one and only Tara Devlin of Tarabuster joins me for our Wednesday breakdown of the outrages. 

 

Encoder gremlins on the road . . . again. Hence, the late upload. Ugh.

Encoding troubles. Sorry for the late upload. There’s something strange about the way my laptop interfaces with my audio rig.

“It’ll be hell, but it’s gonna be weird.” -Me: Roxanne 

Tw-Four-Six-Eight! Matt Gaetz defenestrates! Pete Hegseth is getting more pervy by the minute. Sarah McBride doesn’t seem up to the task of making history. Bob Woodward SO OLD! 

Another day in the Monkey House. Hi, Mr. Vonnegut!

Let’s Get Ready To . . . educate? pray? 

My pal Tara and I do Superfriends again! 

Now more than ever, I really want someone to hack Marginal Trailer Queen’s browser history. A TV snake oil salesman is going to run Medicaid and Medicare. Thanks, Oprah! Thanks SO much!

Our pal Dan Fisher pops by for one of our epic conversations. New episodes of his delightful “Let’s Talk Ten” podcast are coming soon. Treat yourself and give it a listen! 

“Anticipatory Obedience.” It’s what’s in your cup o’ morning joe. Nancy Mace brings the Potty Wars to Congress because a trans woman has been elected. Shrieking idiots howl over Ukraine getting to use long range missiles. 

Remember: No matter how weird today is, tomorrow will be weirder . . . and the weird shall inherit the earth. Pete Hegseth: philandering white supremacist with a taste for sexual assault. Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm wants to put anti-depressant “addicts” on “wellness farms.” Who ordered the measles outbreak? He did. Orange Daddy deliberately humiliates Leon Skum in front of Congressional MAGATS. 

However weird it was, today was weirder than yesterday. 

Whalehead Brainworm.

Get your vaccines.

Wild how it feels to watch a nation kill itself. Who had that on their bingo card?!

SuperFriends! Tara and Roxanne hang out.

The shape and character of the incoming MAGAT administration is becoming terrifyingly and absurdly apparent. Mike Hucksterbee as ambassador to Isrul? I can’t wait till he starts trying to convert the Jews and telling them all about the rapture. Kristi Noem gets Homeland because she has to be close to her bf, Creepy Corey Lewandowski. A brass-bound, sure-fire idiot at CIA. A FockSnooz yammerhead as SecDef. If we had an senators with actual wit and courage, the confirmation hearings could be downright, wacky, zany, and, of course, deeply terrifying. 

Fall of America +6. 

fa . . . FO. It’s sweeping the nation. Play MAGAT games, win dumbass prizes.