While we were all breathlessly watching the two soon-to-be-octogenarians duke it out on SuperTuesday, the MAGAT Regime quietly went about its mission of unleashing more poison into our communities. One case in particular hits home in a most painful way. Beyond that, well, Nitwit Nero wants to touch himself again. Roytollah Moore didn’t finish in the teens like he wanted down in Talabama way. The Ides of March make a new appearance in Italy. In New Zealand a gospel sharp indentifies squadrons of demons carrying the Coronoavirus. Pat Robertson laughs at a scared 16 year old little girl. Because Gawd is luvvvv, y’all!
A clip of some of Chris Matthews’ creepier moments. Bye, Chris! Nitwit Nero & Maga Mike clamp down on desperately needed information about COVID-19. Fox’s Brit Hume displays a taste for vinyl. Candace Owens decides to teach the MAGATS at CPAC all about ancient MesoAmerican culture. Tornadoes ravage Tennestan, wipe out church.
Moran Monday! BUT HER EMAILS rears its ugly head once again, thanks to a Reagan appointee. Coronavirus carries a hefty financial wallop. Infectee goes walkabout in San Antonio. Pete, Amy, and Tom all bail. Pence leads a prayer circle of old, white men to stop COVID-19. Chris Matthews bids adieu after a long career as a creepy old dude. Also: bonus possum!
Friday-on-the-Front-Porch, COVID Edition.
Guess who’s in charge of keeping the scientists muzzled? You won’t like it, but you won’t be surprised. A country with no real regard for people who can’t go to the doctor when they’re sick can’t be expected to handle a pandemic with any degree of competence. Let’s be clear: we face the harvest of a hateful crop the for-profit healthcare executives have sown for decades and 38%-ish of Murkkka is vibrating near a fever pitch . . . and they have a ton of guns.
CoronaCare. Is anyone else thinking about it outside our little far-sighted community? What will happen to the babies in our concentration camps when COVID-19 reaches them?
Who knew a respiratory virus could make a stock market so sick? Let the bungling commence. Navy ships in the Pacific under 14-day quarantine. Japan closes schools. QAnon MAGAT blames Great Britain for trying to “take out the Trump economy.” HHS Health personnel were sent into contact with potential virus carriers at California Air Force bases with neither training nor appropriate gear. At least one person went back to a hotel every night and then flew home from California on a commercial jetliner. Health official muzzled by Trump Regime. This is working out well . . .
Prayer Meetin’ Wednesday, Coronavirus edition. The Gospel Sharps are busy figuring out their n-COVID angles. Pray it away? TELL the Eternal what to do? Graphics-as-vaccine? West Virginia moves to make “Biblical History” (a contradiction in terms) a permissible class in public schools. Nitwit Nero holds a press conference. Only the MAGATS will buy into the con.
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Dam-draining in California, versus damnation in Appalachia. Guess who loses? Health officials warn the U.S. isn’t ready for the Coronavirus. Nitwit Nero says everything is fine, but it doesn’t jibe with his hissy over Ebola in 2014. How do we know he won’t take the $2.5 BN for nCOVID and spend it on his stupid wall?
Come one, come all who walk or crawl to Moran Monday! Tweety seeks a historical comparison, fails moranically. Nitwit Nero embarrasses the U.S. in India; crowds walk out as he mangles their country, history, and heritage. Chrissie Hynde tweets at Trump for a pardon for Assange (which had already been offered). At The Movies with Bob & Agnes as we watched “Gone With the Wind” through the lens of Julius Geezer pining for it last week on Twitter. It’s sobering to realize that two of Hollywood’s most profound examples of cinematographic art in the first half of the 20th century were paeans to white supremacy.
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The mass murderer in Germany was a Trump fan . . . because of course. What did the Framers say about a President who would use the pardon power to protect a criminal crony? Virginia MAGAT takes his gun to town and threatens a broadcast colleague from years back. Greyhound to ICE & CBP: “Get off the damned bus!” We’re living in a live-action Pink Floyd album.
Oh, that smarts! Roger Stone sentenced; will likely never see a day in jail. Aftermath of Las Vegas Pageant leaves Bloomberg in a heap, but still with a heap of cash. Amy Klobuchar gets savaged both by Warren and Pete. And now we find out Nitwit Nero ran off his last acting DNI because he obeyed the law and briefed Congress, telling them that Mother Russia is still trying to meddle in the election in favor of Julius Geezer. Thursday night in Colorado, he said he’d leave office “in 26 years.”
Glory! Peter had a sword, but preachers have GUNS. Catholic kids have better morals than their Bishop. Nazi preacher says trans people are Zionist tools. These are the beating heart of the GOP. P.S. Another case of presidential bribery, an impeachable offense to everyone save Republicans.
Titanic Tuesday meets “Day of the Dirtbags.” Nitwit Nero pardons or commutes sentences of people who did the same kind of shady crap he does on the daily. Perfect timing: journal publishes report of excavation into an English mass grave from the Plague. Tom Cotton: dangerous idiot. Bankrupt Boy Scouts. Because child rape. Alleged intellectual thinks we can frack our way out of the Climate Emergency.
Oh, the morans! We begin back in Iowa with a Washington Post breakdown of the Carcass moranity. Moran follower of the Prince of Peace wants god to smite Pete dead for being all gay. How Rush Limbaugh ruined a movie for me. HINT: Call him “Buffalo Rush.” Beware of the urge to worship any candidate. It will not end well. It never has.
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Whoa! Epic Valentine’s Day Extended FotFP! Un-fettered women! DougieDog Collins fantasizes on the House floor. Dennis Prager yearns to be free to speak the word he yearns to speak! Are all billionaires alike? Nitwit Nero looks to consolidate power. Precious Lindsey moves to investigate Obama.
Yeeee-ouch! Tennestan GOP worried women will load up on tampons and pantiliners if they’re tax-free. Republican-on-Republican crime in West Virginia. Bill Barr has a sad over Twitler’s tweets. GymShorts Jordan has a couple of really bad days. Amy Klobuchar wants to wallow with the fetus-fetishists. Sister-wifeing may become legal in Utah. Save us, Rick Man-on-Dog Santorum! Nitwit Nero continues to melt down over Roger Stone. To pardon or not to pardon: that is the question. What was his unscheduled trip this afternoon? Back to Walter Reed for some more impromptu physical?
Glory! Jim Bakker’s curing the clap AND the coronavirus! No! Hank Kunneman says Trump and fetuseseseseseses will save us from Teh Cornoavirus! Wait! Rick Wiles says it’s the Jeeeee-Ewwwwwws! Rhode Island Catholic priest says child sexual abuse is nowhere near as bad as abortion. E-Dub Jackson says Trump is a maaaay-un and that scares the sissy liberals.
All ahead full toward the iceberg! Nitwit Nero struggles with geography. Nitwit Nero struggles with history. Nitwit Nero struggles with basic primate brain function. Regardless, his enablers don’t struggle destroying the basic structures of the country. Once, there were four members of the Stone prosecution team. Now, there are none. Why would RBG sell out the ERA? Didn’t take me long to sort it out.
Constitutional Crisis: Day 7.
Welcome back to the Virtual Center! We know we’ve been gone for a bit, but we’re back and happy to take questions and comments regarding the current state our country is in and what would our Founders have thought about how our government is conducting business in the name of the People?
We’ll be live this Wednesday and we’ll continue to discuss the powers of the Constitution.
As Nitwit Nero’s purge continues, a look around the country at other things threatened by his ongoing trashing of our nation. Day Three of the Constitutional Crisis. Coal Kills: its been proven again. A rousing Front Porch gathering. The DC Circuit punts on Emoluments, but it’s not as bad as it initially may have appeared. Treating the flu with taters. Alabama cop wants Pelosi to be attacked with a roadside bomb . . . keeps job. Homelessness and poverty as a function of social choice.