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Glory! Hosannalujah! Just don’t leave your children alone with any “Christian” menfolk.

America is beset by a lack of morality and that’s why we have massacres. That, according to the white supremacist who runs the Fambly Reesearch Cownsil.  National Ruble Association praises free market and then descries Wal-Mart’s free market decision on ammunition. Oh, and we missed another mass shooting.

To say that the news cycle has been in a whirlwind would be an understatement. From a massive hurricane to epic trade wars it’s been a constant flurry of activity in which it’s easy to become entangled in. Let’s address the key factors of what it takes for our country to survive it all and get down to the issues of what makes America a democracy, the People.

We here at the Virtual Center want to thank you for your support and participation because your time is precious and we feel honored that you spend your time with us.

Labor Day is always good for some old fashioned GOP moranity. But first: Nitwit Nero can’t remember another Cat 5 hurricane, even though there have been FOUR on his watch before Dorian. “This President brought to you by Aricept.” Still, nothing, and I mean NOTHING, brings out the white-wing moranitude like another massacre in Murkkka. strap in. It’s gonna be stoopid. BONUS: Demons!

And so this brutal month of August comes to its broadcast close. Gorillas in Oklahoma! Clueless chiropractic patients in Utah. Story time with Uncle Joe. Kellyanne gets trolled by the Swifties. Infectious disease outbreak in our concentration camps. That happens with massive overcrowding. It’s how concentration camps work. Tennessee man sues Popeye’s over a chicken sandwich . . . because he didn’t get one. 

It’s all thorns this particular Thursday. Three days of tech woes rose to a crescendo, resulting in this one-hour attempt at radio. Still, there are a couple of gems to occupy our time.

NBC caves to a hollow threat by Trump’s new Michael Cohen. MAGAT regime takes aim at military families. Another Dem mercifully drops out of the nomination race. Nitwit Nero enters into a new criminal conspiracy. Anti-Semitism is alive and well among the EVILgelicals. And . . . follow the thumb drive! 

“We’ve got a lot of work to do if we’re going to teach American History the way it needs to be taught.” In one of his most powerful programs ever, Dr. Bill introduces us to our national origins in a manner very few of us have ever been taught. Be prepared to be amazed.

Please share this episode and yesterday’s with anyone you think would benefit from such an in-depth examination of how the United States came to be.

Greateful to have the pre-existing condition coverage he tried to take from millions of Americans, MAGAT Rep. Sean Duffy quits Congress because his unborn ninth baby has a heart birth defect. IGMFU is real. Jair Bolsinaro is a gin-you-wine Trump-style jerk. Nitwit Nero asks “When will hurricanes ever end?” A tale of two bedbugs. Tech troubles. Scrub past the robot vocals. 

When Dr. Bill talks about the events surrounding the founding of the United States, he has the remarkable ability to make it feel like both you and he were there as it happened. Listen closely to learn something about the earliest days of the Republic you probably never knew. The founding wasn’t as high-toned and academic as we’ve been told. 

Sometimes, the Morans are homegrown right here in West-by-Coal Trumpginia and this is one of those days.”Bernie brooga-brooga! Democratic soshulizm worble-narf!” Hoppy Kercheval is such a reliable little wingnut, I’m surprised the wingnut welfare train hasn’t carried him all the way to FoxNewsTV/Radio Rwanda. Bernie carries the fight to Moscow Mitch in Kentuckystan. Nitwit Nero lies about a call from China. If only it had been a blowjob, he might be impached. Oklahoma judge spanks opioid-hustling drug company. Transpobia erupts in L.A. bar. With apologies to the Scorpions: “Here I am! Nuke you like a hurricane!” 

Welcome back to the Virtual Center! We’ve been on an extended hiatus but we’re back and ready to go. Today’s program was just catching up on everything that’s been going on lately, and that’s been a lot, from the tariff scramble to the uprising in China. It looks as if chaos has been busy, so there’s plenty to talk about. We look forward to hearing your thoughts on current events because learning is a team endeavor and we’re all in this together. 

Nitwit Nero “hereby orders” the market to yak up 600+ points. Tennessee MAGAT declares fertilized eggs capable of living outside the womb. A different MAGAT in Tennestan threatens to shoot up Planned Parenthood. Ding, dong, the Koch is dead! Roger offers up a mini-course on canning. Pay attention! The knowledge might come in handy. Home-canned food beats the hell outta bucket puddin’! (which still sounds filthy). 

Having missed Wednesday, we had a lot of catching up to do. Trump calls himself “The Chosen One.” At least he hasn’t decided (yet!) that he’s the Prince of Peace (Prince of a Piece?). His minions want to vitiate the 13th Amendment by keeping children and families in concentration camps indefinitely. The Amazon burns and it’s anthropogenic. Anti-semitism is on the rise in American Christianity. 

Nitwit Nero declares 75% of American Jews “disloyal;” revives millennium-old anti-Semitic slur. Inspired by him, there have been no less than six thwarted racist incidents in the last couple of weeks. Meanwhile, on the border? “Vaccines? We don’t need no stinkin’ vaccines!”