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Where in the wide, wide world of sports did Clorox Claudius come up with his deranged theory of UV light and disinfection injections? I think we’ve got that sorted. Former Likker Supply Officer Marion (“Pat”) Robertson says the ‘Rona will go away when Teh Gay does. Detailed discussion by the Extraordinary Ordinary Roundtable about Unemployment benefits. Folks are getting their checks.

Sometimes the littlest things can make for large delights. I experienced it today at the Wigglin’ Pig. But there’s still reality to cope with, and Andrew Cuomo delivered a (richly deserved) shot across McConnell’s bow today. Still, his “this is not who we are” argument continues to fall a mite flat because of the fact that the MAGATS are who they are. Also: homicidal Pastor Spell (Caster) (allegedly) tries to murder a protester. COVID Caligula wants to light us up from the inside. 

Abbreviated program, thanks to Appalachian Power’s rickety, antiquated grid going down mid-program. Still, we have the beginning of what will eventually be a top-shelf conversation on China, COVID-19, and what comes next.

A new data point emerges that changes the COVID-19 timeline and turns it on its ear. Idiot sheriff in Washington refuses to enforce Gov. Inslee’s order and declares “Why are the pot stores open, but the gun stores aren’t? It’s in the konsatooshun!” 

The Plague Rat MAGATS continue to howl and moan. From Tennessee to North Carolina and points elsewhere. In Texas, the Lt. Goober, er, Governor declares, “there’s more important things than living.” The ghouls really are out in the open. BONUS: A conversation with the one and only Mike Malloy!

Dr. Adam Garfinkle and Mortimer J. Adler were discussed on today’s program with regard to the subject of Deep reading. A process by which the reader’s comprehension level of understanding what the writer meant in the text is digested and processed to form a solid conclusion. This is in stark contrast to a superficial reader’s comprehensive ability to form a cohesive thought process. This is where the reader is only skimming the text and not fully comprehending the information. An apparent problem that continues to plague us through out history. 

Who could possibly be behind the idiotic MAGAT protests? Who could cause thousands of Plague Rat protesters to risk not only the lives of others, but their own in COVID-19 disease-laden hootenannies over haircuts? That would take some deep scratch, wouldn’t it? Who has that kind of walkin’ around money? Cui bono? I think I have the answer(s). Meanwhile, another prison is ablaze with the Coronavirus. Careful with those cleaning products, y’all!

The fundamentals of Deep Literacy and it’s importance in independent thinking. That’s one thing that history has the ability to make abundantly clear, that if we do not think for ourselves, then someone will most definitely take the opportunity to do it for us and it may have dire consequences for everyone. Join us for a continuing discussion of how we evolve and live during upheaval through out the ages. 

Corona Caligula calls his MAGATS to make biowar on states he considers his enemy. Israeli media confirms earlier reports that Trump’s intel agencies knew about COVID-19 in November. They Let.It.Happen. It is not impossible that Nitwit Nero’s mysterious trip to Walter Reed Army Medical Center on 19 November 2019 was for purposes of providing him some sort of treatment against what they knew was coming. Is there a secret vaccine? An undisclosed drug regimen? How has he NOT gotten the ‘Rona after all his exposures?

Now that the MAGATS are hitting the streets in defiance of Democratic governors’ (and one Republican’s) absolutely constitutional public health orders, now that MAGAT law enforcement officers are in open rebellion against governors, it is imperative that we stay safe. Remain as far as possible for any disease-infested, disease-spreading MAGATS.

Cannibalism comes to MAGAT-world. Unlike Jonathan Swift, it’s no modest proposal. Senator Grits-for-Brains says it’s time for us to be willing to die for “th’ ‘conmee.” MAGATS in Kentucky emulate the Michigan MAGATS protesting a Democratic governor’s desperate struggle to slow the Plague that Corona Caligula’s negligence allowed to burn through the Republic. The sweet, sweet tears of Mark Meadows. “Thank-you, Doctor Doctor.” 

 A longform conversation with the one and only Tara Devlin, host of “TaraBuster.” We cover a lot of ground, COVID-19 in NYC, Emperor SoDumb the First’s coming biowar on the states he hates, his desire to be an absolute monarch, the death cult that the MAGATS have become.

Stay home and stay safe!

We’ve been in a Constitutional Crisis since 20 January 2017. It got worse Monday night, as Corona Caligula declared his word is Law. We examine just what that means in its historical context. Now comes word that he’s planning on having the Confederate States wage biological war on the states that are trying to flatten the curve and slow the parade of deaths. 

What a mess! Trump melts down . . . some more . . . again; declares himself dictator of the U.S. What occasioned the tantrum? Two questions: Where do you think you get the authority to declare yourself dictator?” and “What did you do in February?” Also: the failure of Mitch McConnell to respond to COVID-19. 

For 15 April (Wednesday) Dr. Kevin Shanley and a deep dive into the shadowy world of Chinese governance.

A conversation with archaeologist and journalist Dr. John Roby on the humanity’s relationship with plagues and massive cultural changes. The Front Porch gang dives deeply into primaries.

Sure, COVID19 is awful, but that doesn’t mean everything else isn’t awful, too! Remember the Climate Crisis? Yeah. News is out that based on global modeling (not the sleazy softcore porn modeling like the First Stripper did), there’s a big species die-off in the future if we don’t get our act together. Why does the doc who started the Hydroxyquinone fad look like the doc who wrote Corona Caligula’s “health letter” a few years back. Why did Nitwit Nero go to Walter Reed at about the same time the DIA gave the White House its first warning about the threat from the virus?

An abbreviated edition. Thunderstorms rolled through, scaring our internet into running under the bed and hiding. It made getting the program out more than a little problematic.

A killer is on the loose. No, not the virus; rather the man who is using the virus as a weapon against the United States: Donald Trump, hoe of the depraved heart. With a Republican senate that was unwilling to stand up for the Constitution, our only defenses are to ignore him, excoriate him, and stay the hell at home. 

We’ve reached a milestone as a nation where we no longer listen to people who’ve been trained to do their jobs. Medicine is a delicate practice and not one to be taken lightly, yet we’re getting understudied and inaccurate information every day now from our leaders on how to survive a pandemic. I can’t imagine what our Founders would be saying about what we now call our governing bodies except we’re reaping what we’ve sown and the discord will make us or break us.  Let’s work together and find solutions that will make history remember what our nation represents, unity. 

There’s almost too much to do justice with a brief description like this. Foremost, though, a single, simple word changed everything on Sunday. One word, uttered by George Stephanopoulos, accompanied by an utterly unconvincing “can’t ‘member” from a MAGAT and suddenly things make both more and less sense. With this gang, it’s always the Nixon question: “What did he know and when did he know it.” COVID19 is no different. Also, of course, the EVILgelicals have moved into full-on terrorism against our country. They’re all over the place and they couldn’t be more dangerous if they were wearing dynamite belts. 

Even though we’re in the middle of a Pandemic people still need people. We’re a symbiotic species whether we like it or not and limiting contact isn’t as easy as we might care to think it would be. We hope that here at The Virtual Center we can alleviate some of the stress that comes along with self-isolation and we can discuss some of the things that matter most to you. Your health, your welfare, and your liberty. Isn’t that one of the aspects that made us a great nation at one time? That all individuals mattered? We still believe that concept and we believe in you.