Nitwit Nero has new strategery instead of his really big press conference on Monday. California gets its first Tropical Storm Watch. No chess for women like me! Luckily, I stink at chess. A pundit notices that Joe-to-the Manchin-born isn’t the sharpest fork in the toaster. An intersectional moment of Bad Murdoch Journalism and Simple Punctuation. Dr. Rep. CandyMAGATman melts down. Domestic terrorists face harshest J6 sentences yet. Another one’s on the lam.