Friday-on-the-Front-Porch-With-All-the Chairs-Far-Apart, Head-ON With Bob Kincaid, 27 March 2020

Once again, if you listen to this program, the news won’t be news to you, because you’ll already know it. Case in point: Christians are beginning to get sick and die from COVID-19 because they won’t stop congregating. News to the world, but not to you. You’re out there ahead of the curve with the rest of the HORN F/C/C. So we’ve got a $2.2 Trillion stimulus. Guess who has no plans to obey the law. Yeah, you know: Corona Caligula. He says he has no intention of reporting to the Inspector General how the slush fund is disbursed. Still, there were some high points. Members of Rep. Thomas Massie (R-SisterFister, KY) got buried in applause when his stupid MAGAT stunt failed to yield a roll-call vote. Over at FoxNewsTVRadioRwanda, Ainsley Airhead wonders where she’ll ever get her nails done. The South is screwing this Trumpandemic up so badly, the virus will burn through there and make Sherman’s March to the Sea look like a weenie roast.