Moran Monday, Head-ON With Bob Kincaid, 18 May 2020

A late-breaking bit of moranity upended the program’s plotline. Hydroxy Hadrian claims to be taking the “Hydroxy.” Loves it. Says it’s “very safe.” Says he feels great. Lies through his teeth. I advance my personal theory as to what he’s taking. Suffice to say, it’s not what he thinks it is. Eric and Junior prove the apple isn’t the onliest thing that falls near its source. Karen wants to speak to the manager. Karen’s going to sue. Karen’s an idiot. She repeats propaganda lines that run straight to Mother Russia. Mike Pompeo’s problems multiply faster than ‘Rona particles.