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Rochester, NY cops suspended in killing another African-American man, this time by smothering him with a bag over his head. NY AG Letitia James shows Kentucky AG how justice is supposed to work. The Cowardly Lyin calls American WW I dead “losers” and “suckers.” Joe Biden accused by MAGATS of scripting comments from audience members in Kenosha. Breaking News: they’re lying . . . again . . . just like their god-derperor. Nancy Pelosi ignites firestorm by getting her hair did. Julius Geezer tells the MAGATS to commit felonies . . . felonies that AG Bill “Pepe the Frog” Barr says he doesn’t know exist. The CDC has been assilimated by the MAGATS.

Glory! A virtual service from the Virtual Cathedral of Common Sense! Sinners! Sinners everywhere! And what’s the biggest sin of the day in TrumpMurkkka today? Three guesses and two don’t count! Also: love came so near blooming in North Korea . . . so near, and yet so far.

Titanic intellect for the ages! Rand Paul, Liberturdian Opfamologiss, reported to be preparing to subpoena Antifa . . . plane records . . . financial records . . . travel records . . . soup records! Maybe he can subpoena Q while he’s at it. Is Nitwit Nero suffering mini-strokes? He indignantly tweeted he isn’t . . . but in TrumpWorld that means . . . and what’s with the planeloads of black clad anarchists? And what about the bags of soup? West Virginia Governor Make West Virginia Great Big Ol’ Jim Justice tries to mollify Covidiot parents who want their children to play football during a pandemic. 

In the aftermath of the shooting in Portland this past weekend, an analysis of Patriot Prayer whinery and lies over what led up to the shooting. Real morans, these MAGATS, and really dangerous into the bargain. 

We’re just a little more than a month away from our elections and we’re discussing what’s going to happen when the numbers finally come in and we see who’ll be our next President. Will it be the sitting contender who wants to make us “great again”, yet he IS the sitting president and things are definitely not great, or will it be someone who has had experience and expertise in governing a country verses acting on a reality TV show? Only time will tell.  

Please join us in this continuing process because we truly are all in this together.

It once was lost but now is found! The first two hours of last Tuesday’s broadcast.

The Kool Kidz Klavern is over and America now needs a bleach shower. Rand Paul, liberturdian opfamologiss proves he learned nothing from his neighbor. For once, a pro-mask business owner goes off, demanding harsher penalties for the maskhole covidiots. Texas maskhole covidiots plan superspreader “civil disobedience” to protest bars being closed in Texas. Speaking of superspreaders, that’s what Corona Caligula’s acceptance speech was last night, and he held another one in New Hampshire today. Another rousing conversation on the Front Porch!

It’s a real slog through the brambles, this is. Ouch! White-wing media goes full-klansman in defense of a 17-year-old homicidal maniac. Jacob Blake is chained to his bed. Corona Caligula turns his Hatch Act violation into a Superspreader event. America has a domestic terrorism problem and its embedded into law enforcement all over the country. 

You got change for a potato?

Glory! Franklin Graham’s daughter attacks children at the “Pro-family” RNC. Her first cousin, meanwhile, has joined the Lincoln Project. White-on-white violence in Kenosha. White people are, I suppose, just naturally violent. At least the cops gave the killer a cool drink of water before they DIDN’T arrest him and let him flee into Illinois . . . and yes, he’s a MAGAT, because of course he is. Kentucky AG spits on the memory of Breonna Taylor. Melanoma, wearing her Fascist Barbie outfit, makes America an offer we can’t understand. The RNC goes to Fort McHenry, from whence Francis Scott Key, racist poet, gave us the Star Spangled Banner. Trump CDC is going to get those COVID-19 testing numbers down if it kills us.

Your Salvation may vary.

Well, I screwed up the podcast. I didn’t mean to, but I did. After starting the recording at the beginning of the program, it stopped recording. We were two hours in when I found out. But there’s at least more than an hour, and it’s not at all devoid of content. Oh, no, not when the world’s largest Klan rally is taking place. Not by a long shot!

 

An epic Moran Monday with a single subject. You may have heard of Jerry Falwell, Jr’s affair and subsequent resignation, but no one peels this rotten grape like Bob can! The implications of the revelations reverberate across the EVILgelical world and deep into the dark, weird recesses of the MAGAT hive mind, from the ProudBois, to the BoogalooBois, to PatriotPrayer to the Incels. Along the way, some forays into other morans, like DimSon Eric Trump. And disgraced former SEAL Robert O’Neil, who wouldn’t wear a mask on an airplane that was probably recirculating COVID-19 at 30,000 feet.

Decency or Donald. One or the other. Not both. Biden puts it out of the park. How do we know? The MAGATS lost their tiny, squishy minds over his acceptance speech. Take a breath now, because next week’s RNC MAGAT Klavern Konklave will be a filthy exercise in hate, bigotry, and unabashed lying. 

Lotsa thorns! Sticky day for Steve Bannon, as agents of the US Postal Service arrested him aboard a yacht this morning. Three other co-conspirators in the Great American Wall Scam went, too. Now, Corona Caligula sits and worries, wondering if Steve, a guy he hardly knew, will drop the dime. In northern California, a MAGAT threatens violence in order to achieve a political and social goal. HINT: that would make most anyone else a domestic terrorist. Stay away from Trump Boat “Parades.” They’re as or more dangerous on the water than they are on dry land. Mike Pompeo mocks victims of domestic violence. Naturally, he’s an EVILgelical “christian.”

Religious lulus vie for GOP Congressional seats. QAnon goonies figure out Nitwit Nero’s secret message to them. New Hampshire Republican senate candidate tries to gain ground by nailing down the homophobe vote. Corona Caligula holds a shitshow and demands a boycott of Goodyear. Naturally, no pushback from the johnny-on-the-spot members of the ForProfit Media. Masks found to provide protection to the wearer. Las Vegas weaponized itself to become a SuperSpreader City.  Louisiana Secretary of State wants people to die to vote. Jezebel!

Dr Bill is joined by Professor Kevin Shanley for a continuation of their ongoing discussion of American foreign policy relative to China.

Nitwit Nero gets rolled up and smoked by Michele Obama; doesn’t respond well . . . in other words, responds as you would expect Corona Caligula to respond. “It is what it is.”  More on the deadly oleander and the pillow hustler who wants us all to try some. FDA? What FDA? QAnon freak tries poetry. No. Just: NO. Hey, look, Ma! The Russian plot wasn’t a hoax after all! COVID Claudius writes a love note. He’s a “big fan.” 

Jesus Tok! Nitwit Nero talks to gawd. NeverTrump Republicans pine for home. Why is AOC only getting a minute when a GOP Governor is getting a speech at the Democratic (Virtual) Convention? How many ways are there for MAGATS to cheat an election? A Trump ex- plays footsie with QAnon and anti-vaxxers. Sing: “Oleanders growing outside my door . . . ” Just don’t eat the damned things, even if Ben Carson and the MyPillow creeper tell you to.

Elections, health care, and how we become boondoggled in the process of living in the U.S.A. We listen to the patter of what we should buy, what we should believe, but we seldom see what motivation is behind what’s being sold. Maybe it’s time to see what bag of goods we’re really getting with such little returns.

Another week reaches its end with a rousing Front Porch conversation around the Extraordinary Ordinary Roundtable. The treason that is Nitwit Nero’s assault on the Postal Service took the lead, but there are other issues, like sexual assault in the El Paso ICE hole, a proposed barge dock for fracking poison on the Ohio River. We learn about Nitwit Nero’s viewing habits before he became King, er, President. 

Betelgeuse! Wait. Elmbrook School District. Let’s go there instead. Or how about a Fambly Valyooz MAGAT who wants Meemaw and Peepaw dead . . . for Trump, of course. But no. Let’s go to Elmbrook. Satanic Social Distancing! Why SIX feet? Illuminati doctors! Jeeeebuss, these people. Betelgeuse! Monkey-up DeKlantis conscripts Florida schoolkids to be junior SEALs. Liz Cheney joins a long parade of dangerous Republican eliminationists. Not a surprise, really, considering Daddums shot his buddy right in the face. “We won’t give her the chance.” Betelgeuse! We take a miss on the MAGAT Shitshow. The light from Betelgeuse left a lonnnnnnnng time ago, just as the eastern hemisphere was about to be laid low.