There are at least twenty-eight lilly-livered, yellow-bellied cowards in the House and Senate. Naturally, they’re all MAGATS, thrilled to bomb the life out of brown people, but totally browning their own undies at the thought of crossing their Daddy Vladdy. Meanwhile, as democracy burns, so does our planet . . . and drowns. The data are in: flooding in Libya, Greece, and Turkey was made more likely and far worse by climate catastrophe. Does Cavin’ McCarthy have any self-respect remaining? How often do you think of the Roman Empire?