Happy Holidays! Let’s get back to the hot mess that is our world. Israel bombed Bethlehem on Christmas Day. Their PR Department stinks. Pastor Munther Isaac delivers a righteous jermiad. Right-wing self-appointed culture critic loves American art. Lincoln Project compares Nitwit Nero to the stench of a garbage scow. Queen Sporkfoot gets “swatted” . . . again. I personally think the calls are coming from inside the house.