Let’s be clear: Tommy the Tuber, senior senator for the state of Talabama, is either a stone-cold idiot, a stone-cold racist, or both . . . and no part or all of that will stop people in Talabama from voting for him. Whatever he is, the voters who send him to the Senate are Just.Like.Him. Forget it, Jake. It’s Talabama. Meanwhile, a pair white nationalists are in a tiff. It’s . . . emblematic.