Aiyeeeee! Cat girls! Litter boxes in school restrooms! Aiyee! Not a word of truth in it! Because Republicans are looking for more ways to obsess over how people potty. Aiyee! Sexagenarian sexytime cocaine parties! Aiyee! Maddy Cawthorn says he was invited to them! Aiyeee! Dingus Con’s gonna hafta pay for his own lawyer in Michael Cohen’s suit. And what’s a burner phone? And what was Nitwit Nero doing for seven hours on 1/6/21? The world wonders.