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It was a day. Meanwhile, I got it right again. Oh, well. Just another day. But Moscow Mitch had a moment . . . 

“An ice age is coming,” The Clash sang in “London Calling.” A new study indicates they may have been correct. Marge gets a shiny new ethics complaint. MAGATs are burning barbies now. Sheep complains about his shearing by Fox advertiser. The man who looks like rancid hot dog water smells may be in hotter water than he knows. 

Home from another trip to Tennestan.  Being gone a weekend feels like being gone a week. 

All it takes, though, is a brief glance at the news to know it wasn’t. The world marches (goose-steps) toward fascism. Now it’s in Spain. It’s a majority in Italy. It’s in fashion in the U.K. (with hats!) It’s a noisy minority in the U.S. 

 

I love it when I say something here and the next day it shows up on my Filthy Morning Habit. This was one of those days. I even predicted it. lol Talabama does the predictable and ignores SCOTUS ruling calling out their gerrymandering racism. Nitwit Nero may be prosecuted under a statute only the Goddess of Irony could orchestrate. Mustard? Mustard! (it’s Friday, after all).

Y’know, I don’t think any Republican Congress has ever been so gross.  There are long-dead Republicans with their names on buildings who would re-die at one second of MTG.  And yer girl knows some history, 

Marje brings porn to the House. Democrats bring facts. Rafaelito is mad at  . . . Barbie, just like . . . China and Vietnam are. King Charles (the cool one, not the inbred dude in England) gives a massive case of butthurt to Krischun MAGATs. Nitwit Nero loses in court again . . . some more. So much losing!

Nitwit Nero gets jacked up by Jack Smith. MAGATs throw hissy. Dog bites man. Federal judge lights up Florida agency over rotten care for kids. Benny “Dry Wife” Shapiro gets his capo on. A very special, in-depth conversation with one of the best healthcare providers I know. 

Got home late. I wish Canoodlia would give their National BBQ a break! (I know better. Climate Crisis!)

It’s good to be home for a few days. 

MAGATS in the House attack the U.S. Military. Four Democratic quislings join them. Oh, and all that blather about “religious freedom?” The House version of the NDAA expressly forbids members of the armed services having contact with the Military Religious Freedom Foundation. Once again, they give themselves away. Speaking of which, an Arizonastan MAGAT let his racist flag fly on the House floor. 

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It’s a world of weirdness. Jerry Nadler immunizing a witness against MAGAT questions. Joe to-the-Manchin-born pissing and moaning because the law still exists. And Rotted FK is gonna testify as a MAGAT tool, Fuck him.

Catching up with Day Two of the Tommy the Tuber’s Turnip Tour. MAGATs proudly display their ignorance of  . . . EVERYTHING going after the FBI’s Christopher Wray. Nitwit Nero octuples down on E Jean Carroll libels, throws hissy when Chris Krispy Kreme sets him on fire with Piers Morgan. Axios goes all “Mean Girls” because President Biden apparently has no patience with dipshitery.

Let’s be clear: Tommy the Tuber, senior senator for the state of Talabama, is either a stone-cold idiot, a stone-cold racist, or both . . . and no part or all of that will stop people in Talabama from voting for him. Whatever he is, the voters who send him to the Senate are Just.Like.Him. Forget it, Jake. It’s Talabama. Meanwhile, a pair white nationalists are in a tiff. It’s . . . emblematic.

 

Moran Monday for an hour and then two delightful hours with my pal Dan Fisher, as he introduces his new podcast, “Let’s Talk Ten”. If you’ve ever heard my conversations with Dan, well, it’s nothing like that. 🙂 Check it out!

Me? I’ve been running my tookus off, but its lovely to be back home behind the mic!

Crazy on a plane. Leave Britney alone! MAGAT gets 90 consecutive life sentences.

MonkeyUp’s bizarre ad has a lot of people’s gaydar cranked up to 11. His wife’s new ad makes it clear who the “man” is in that marriage (that’s how the ‘phobes talk about gay relationships, isn’t it?). Another moment out ahead of the curve, ripped from the headlines, as it were. A death in Q-Ball Land. Orrrrr is it? 

Scott.

 

Y’all!

 

. . . not done crying . . . 

 

 

Back from the road and a reasonably safe trip to Tennestan, but it’s always sketchy. We delve into the titanic intellect that is “Mom’s Fer Libertee,” a/k/a Klanned Karenhood, a/k/a Assholes With Casseroles, a/k/a the Brown Skirts. And, of course, a holiday weekend outbreak of Second Amendment Feeedumm. 

TW: while on-air, I learned of the passing of one of our community’s most beloved conversationalists. Farewell, Scott In San Diego. My heart is broken. 

SCOTUS SUCKS! Say it loud. Say it PROUD! Those fascist assholes saved  this one for the last. This was their dagger struck at PRIDE. Bricks beat daggers!

This is one of those episodes where one really has to talk about the elephant in the room. SCOTUS, in case you haven’t noticed, is crooked as a dog’s hind leg and racist af.

Mt. Rushmore is a demonic telephone line to D.C. Don’t blame me! I only report. But Dr. Mari needs to lay off the filler more than I need to lay off the Maybelline. That woman could out-kiss a Beluga whale.  Just sayin’. And that’s only the beginning. Man-of-Manly-Masculinity-Manhood Josh Hawlin-Ass- Sissy found his internal subwoofer to growl at a roomful of “christians.” And grunt he did! Me, I’m suspicious. 

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