Thorona-in-the-Side Thursday, Head-ON With Bob Kincaid, 13 August 2020

Betelgeuse! Wait. Elmbrook School District. Let’s go there instead. Or how about a Fambly Valyooz MAGAT who wants Meemaw and Peepaw dead . . . for Trump, of course. But no. Let’s go to Elmbrook. Satanic Social Distancing! Why SIX feet? Illuminati doctors! Jeeeebuss, these people. Betelgeuse! Monkey-up DeKlantis conscripts Florida schoolkids to be junior SEALs. Liz Cheney joins a long parade of dangerous Republican eliminationists. Not a surprise, really, considering Daddums shot his buddy right in the face. “We won’t give her the chance.” Betelgeuse! We take a miss on the MAGAT Shitshow. The light from Betelgeuse left a lonnnnnnnng time ago, just as the eastern hemisphere was about to be laid low.