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The Old White Horse just ain’t what it used to be. He pulled up lame . . . again. Is there anything more worthless than a pontificating Romney? Wait. Don’t answer that. There is, after all, an entire GOP caucus running the Senate.

Today’s abbreviated program is dedicated to RBG, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and her legacy. May we do the right thing and honor her memory this coming election and find a path back to semi-normal. 

Morans! We got ’em! Tennessee COVIDiot QAnon MAGAT dies from disease he declared a “hoax.” Speaking of “hoaxm,” Nitwit Nero claims RBG’s dying declaration was written by “Shifty Schiff.” Sleazebag. Georgia congressman who’s a lawyer and a Baptist gospel sharp slimes RBG because of course. Gaming out the potential scenarios for any hope the Dems may have of slowing the Hypocrisy Juggernaut to replace RBG. 

Whatever we were discussing on the Front Porch (and it was, as usual, a dandy) came to a screeching, grinding, despairing, tearful halt with the news of the passing of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg. To anyone who may have asked, “Can 2020 get any worse,” the answer is an emphatic, oh, yes. Yes, indeed, it can and will.

Nitwit Nero vows to keep killing, via “herd mentality.” Big10 caves to MAGATS and money, announces 8-game, who-knows-how-many-deaths football season. Michigan priests declares Black Lives Matter no different from al-Qaeda. Catholic Prayer Breakfast makes a mockery of its Faithful Servant award by giving it to Attorney General Bill “Pepe the Frog” Barr. Maskhole Covidiots launch bioterrorist attack on Florida Target. MAGAT in Missouri declares her “k-k-krischun” freedom from masks at O’Fallon, Missouri Wally World.

We encourage you to listen closely to today’s program and come to your own conclusion with regard to education, politics, and philosophy. http://trisagionseraph.tripod.com/Texts/Letters/Letter92.html Let us all reflect On the Happy Life. 

Lots icebergs for the MAGATS to ram! Football coach confesses most of his team has or has had the ‘Rona. Breathes sigh of relief that they won’t have to be tested anymore, contagious or not. No, really. Nutbag covidiot maskhole in Oz would fit right in with the MAGATS. Louisville settles civil claims with Breonna Taylor’s family. Her killers still walk free. “Q” has been identified. ROFL. He works for a big bank as an IT security guy. Talk about “suckers and losers!” Those would be the QAnon goonie MAGATS. Covidiots have killed seven people in Maine from one filthy wedding reception. Some marriages, though, just don’t last. Sad.

The Commons are in a state of flux and the Pandemic is making it intolerable for everyone involved. The idea of Darwinism in action isn’t a good choice for any nation. It’s not a look we want to rap ourselves, especially with the allies we’ve chosen to align ourselves with over the last few years. These and many more topics are explored in our program simply because we’re all in this together whether we want to be or not. No man is an island unto himself although we feel that isolation more now then ever. Just remember you aren’t alone and we’re here to prove that point. 

Thank you for your continuing support!

Don’t wear your deer antler hat at night on a South Dakota highway. Bad things, man. WV MAGATS have a super-spreader to grunt and shriek at Make West Virginia Great Big Ol’ Governor Jim Justice cuz he won’t let’s them play footbawl. Mad MAGATS hoot n’ holler in Utah because they don’ wanna wear no maskseseses no more. Marine who murdered a transgirl in the Phillipines gets a walk from Donnie’s pal, Duterte. Ohio cops invade funeral of African-American man they chased to his death, declare funeral a “riot.” Oregon cops suspended for spreading the LIE that Antifa started the wildfires. Nitwit Nero: Macho Man.I try again to quit smoking. I really want to succeed, but damn, it sucks!

Our program explores the legal aspect of who is responsible for criminal acts under law. Is there a division of justice for those who have verses those who have not? And how are those who are sworn to represent us and act in our best interest not held to their oath to serve the people? These are just a few of the questions that were addressed in today’s podcast of the Virtual Center, and we invite you to join in the discussion. 

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MAGAT Covidiots along with their god-emperor have killed 62 times as many Americans as the 19 hijackers did 19 years ago. Bioterrorists. No one’s shocked anymore, but we have further proof of what a disgusting, perverted, child sexual abuser Donald Trump is. What kind of of sixty-six year old man tells another man he wants to have sex with a fifteen year old girl? The Pervert-in-Chief did that. Speaking of perverts, CuckyJerry’s troubles continue. MyMethedUpPillow guy threatens to sue CNN. There’s a Beefalo on the loose in Connecticut! Run! MAGATS continue to hoot and grunt about “Antifa” starting the fires out west. New peer-reviewed study shows that living near toxic industrial areas makes COVID-19 worse than it has to be. 

This bundle of thorns brought to you by the South Dakota Tourism Board, using your money to deny the seriousness of the Dondemic. “We didn’t not neither spread 250,000 cases of the ‘Rona,” whines Kristi Noem. Wisconsin Supreme Court tries to (further) monkey-wrench absentee ballots in that “battleground” state. The weapon of choice? The *!^#&* GREEEN candidate, Howie Whatshisname, perpetual loser, who couldn’t win an election for Cesspool Skimmer.  Trump notches another victim, a 29 year old black teacher in South Carolina whose black life definitely didn’t matter to Corona Caligula.  Even without a crystal ball, I correctly predicted the MAGAT response to the fires out west.

He knew. He knew and he lied. He knew and he down-played the danger of COVID-19. With today’s all-too-late revelations from Bob Woodward (who kept a lid on this because he isn’t wealthy enough yet instead of being a patriot and speaking out when it happened), this really and truly is the Dondemic. But don’t worry. He’s still not going to do anything. Fires raging in California, Oregon, and Washington have sent smoke swirling as far as Connecticut. Baring it all to vote in New Hampshire. Texas legislator prepared to witness to the aliens. 

Our program explores the aspects of what the Constitution was designed for, which is how we are governed, our rights as citizens, and the freedom to be all we can as a nation. The process of defining what’s wrong gives us the ability to find solutions for what’s ailing us and gives us the ability to work as a team in order to make it right.   

Please note: There were some technical difficulties in the studio for the second hour. Please accept our apologies for any discrepancy in the recording. 

“The Password is ‘Black Transgender Marxists.'” Get the hockey puck. “The legend lives on from the Norwegians on down of the woman they call Batshit Crazy.” We get a lesson in basic Virology courtesy of our friend Paul From Parts Unknown. Solid information and a roadmap of what to expect in coming months. In American policing, the cruelty is the point. Same with Nitwit Nero’s presidency. Bill “Pepe the Frog” Barr is the single most corrupt AG this country has ever hand (and that’s saying something in list that includes John Mitchell). The people who made Sturgis, SD a synonym for malicious spread of COVID-19 have likely infected 250,000 people. Feeeedummmm! 

We’re reviewing where we left off last with the pandemic, the protests, and what actions are being taken to prevent further catastrophic events that could lead our attention away from events that are yet to occur, the elections. Join us in the continuing conversation about our nation, it’s people, and the world around us so we may better learn from past mistakes and begin to build a future that isn’t quite so dystopian. 

Happy Birthday, BossMan Wayne! The HORN would never have existed without you. The day has been consumed in righteous outrage. No American president has EVER defecated upon our military as Coward Caligula has done. Even peacenik candidates like George McGovern (who damned well flew bombing missions over Germany) never said what Trump has said about our fallen. Never. No one. It is a secular sacrilege. It consumed the filibobster and a big part of the Front Porch. We need new subscribers. If you’re new to the podcast, please consider becoming one. For a short time, our friend Tony is offering to double the first month’s subscription, up to a total of $100 for new subscribers. Please consider becoming a part of We happy few. 

Rochester, NY cops suspended in killing another African-American man, this time by smothering him with a bag over his head. NY AG Letitia James shows Kentucky AG how justice is supposed to work. The Cowardly Lyin calls American WW I dead “losers” and “suckers.” Joe Biden accused by MAGATS of scripting comments from audience members in Kenosha. Breaking News: they’re lying . . . again . . . just like their god-derperor. Nancy Pelosi ignites firestorm by getting her hair did. Julius Geezer tells the MAGATS to commit felonies . . . felonies that AG Bill “Pepe the Frog” Barr says he doesn’t know exist. The CDC has been assilimated by the MAGATS.

Glory! A virtual service from the Virtual Cathedral of Common Sense! Sinners! Sinners everywhere! And what’s the biggest sin of the day in TrumpMurkkka today? Three guesses and two don’t count! Also: love came so near blooming in North Korea . . . so near, and yet so far.

Titanic intellect for the ages! Rand Paul, Liberturdian Opfamologiss, reported to be preparing to subpoena Antifa . . . plane records . . . financial records . . . travel records . . . soup records! Maybe he can subpoena Q while he’s at it. Is Nitwit Nero suffering mini-strokes? He indignantly tweeted he isn’t . . . but in TrumpWorld that means . . . and what’s with the planeloads of black clad anarchists? And what about the bags of soup? West Virginia Governor Make West Virginia Great Big Ol’ Jim Justice tries to mollify Covidiot parents who want their children to play football during a pandemic.